Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[lass of something much]

*would but has pasted out*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*tidies the pens and pencils away neatly and puts a vase of flowers on the teacher's desk*

[Verdauga]

*Breaks out of trance to see Jarky with a ballooned stomach and the classroom otherwise  perfect order.*

Children, I had a dark premonition of what would happen if I taught you what I was asked!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*eyes widen* Really? Can you teach us how to have dark premonitions, please?

[Verdauga]

*Is currently writing the  symbols and chants I use to control will.* Of course! Let us just finish tjis segment on forcing others to change course!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yes, Teacher. *begins taking notes and carefully copying the symbols from the blackboard into work book*

[lass of something much]

Thud, thud, thud

[Corporal Rubbadub]

Yes, Teacher. *begins taking notes and carefully copying the symbols from the blackboard into work book*

*is horrified somebeast is listening to the teacher*

[lass of something much]

*is still unconscious*

[Russa Nodrey]

Hello? *Gently pokes Lass* Are you alive?

[lass of something much]

*doesn't respond*

[Russa Nodrey]

Y'all got any smelling salts?

[Verdauga]

I brought some teacher! They're in the medicine cabinet! *Points to the charred cupboard in the back of the room

[shisteer of nothing much]

I keep an emergency supply in my desk. Here you go. *gives smelling salts to Miss Russa*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Give her some air!