Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Never ztated vot Harpo cut it off viz*

*Harpo zneakily 'oidez a pair o' cut-trough-anyzin' av-purpoze cutterz*

*Continuez hovlin' at ze burnin' door*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ach...

[lass of something much]

*the doorstopper is scared*

[Booklover]

*so is everything else*

[Verdauga]

*Never ztated vot Harpo cut it off viz*

*The tie, and its wearer, don't care.*

*Harpo zneakily 'oidez a pair o' cut-trough-anyzin' av-purpoze cutterz*

*Sadly, the packaging said *Anything but Cthulu ties^tm, as nothing can.*


(I'm gonna keep my tie, okay? )

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ye didnae read ze rezt o' it. Vhoilzt it zayz zat, it alzae zayz, "Except in zchoolz."

[lass of something much]

*so is everything else*

O-O-okay...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze zubztance inzoide ze zermometer beginz zingin' Bohemian Rhapzody*

*Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*

[Verdauga]

*Tosses the remains of the cutting implement into the waste receptacle and goes about with the lecture.*

[Keva Strongbow]

*Chews gum in the back row*

[Verdauga]

*Allows gum chewing as long as it's quiet, like the cool, hip teacher I aspire to be.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*listens respectfully to lecture*

[Booklover]

*wonders what the hell is going on*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

"Language!" yelled Svengal.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*glares at the interruption* Fine.

"We sailed in Raguza and Hal said, bold is brass,
'We've come to challenge Zavok and he's going to breathe his last!'"