Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Dravz a Dragon viz ze chalk; Ze Dragon jumpz off ze chalkboard und fliez off*

Ach...

[Booklover]

*the dragon explodes shortly after*

Oh dear.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Lemonz fall from ze zky*

Loife ance tried tae give me lemonz, but it put ze incorrect amount o' poztage on zem zae zey never came.

[Booklover]

Oh. Life gave me lemons and I made lemonade.

[Flib Bigboat]

When life gives me lemons, I write with invisible ink, and send a rude message to Mr. Goon.

[Booklover]

When life gives you lemons, don't fake covid tests with them.

[Ally046]

Huh? *Eyebrow raise*

[Booklover]

Apparently (I haven't tried it and have no intention of doing so), if you use a drop of lemon juice in a covid test, it will come out as positive.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Daez ziz mean zat av (or at leazt mozt) lemonz 'ave cheated on zeir Covid-19 teztz? *Av (or at leazt mozt) o' ze lemonz get dragged off tae detention*

[Flib Bigboat]

@Ally046, what do you do when life gives you lemons?

[Kade Rivok]

If Ally is cool, she'll say "Stare life in the eyes and eat the lemons raw."

[Ally046]

If Ally is cool, she'll say "Stare life in the eyes and eat the lemons raw."

Ye yanked the words rih oot of me mouth Kade. 

[Kade Rivok]

I'm quite good at that 

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Lookz loike a fev teeth came viz zem...

[Flib Bigboat]

XD It's just a Scottish-Borderland accent, I'm sure her teeth are fine.

(...I hope.)