Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Eulaliaaa!]

*goes forward in time before I'm eaten and eats Del*

[Cornflower MM]

*Facepalms* Why? Can we stop eating people?

[The Skarzs]

._.

That's not something you hear every day.

[Cornflower MM]

Neither is this. *Waves hand around classroom*

(I'm wondering why I'm surprised by this scene, honestly.)

[Russa Nodrey]

I went though four years of college for this?! *Bangs head against wall*

[Cornflower MM]

Apparently. New poll question?

[Delthion]

*Eats Eul while she's doing all that. So that nothing happens to me.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Eats Skarzsles*

[Rainshadow]

  *Wakes up at desk, disoriented*  Wh... what the?  I coulda sworn I was standing up just a minute ago...  Or was I always at this desk?  Did I ever leave my desk?  Was that all a dream?  Is this a dream?  Has my whole life just been one large fantasy?  WHAT IS REAL?!

[Lady Amber]

I hate to say this to you Rain, but nothing is real. Not even you!

[Jukka the Sling]

*Walks in*  Hello, kids.  I'm your gym teacher.  Time for P.E.!  Let's file outside in an orderly fashion. *Leads the way out the door*

[Cornflower MM]

Oooh, goody! P.E.! I've always wondered what it is! *Bounces up and down excitedly* *Stops bouncing and lines up*

[Jukka the Sling]

*Walks over to the playground*

Now, students, drop and give me twenty!

[Cornflower MM]

May I do a plank? Because I can't do push-ups. Literally.

[Rainshadow]

  *Pulls out wad of cash*  Um, teacher?  Is it okay if I only give you nineteen dollars?  I'm a dollar short.  But I can give you the other dollar when I have it.