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Started by Russa Nodrey, July 14, 2015, 01:26:36 PM

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Russa Nodrey

#720
August 04, 2019, 04:16:32 AM
*Gives Jack a cookie*
Freddy

Jack the Quick

#721
August 04, 2019, 04:44:57 PM
*Eats cookie*
Umnumnumyum.
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#722
August 07, 2019, 01:13:32 AM
*Pats Jack on the head*
Freddy

Sebias of Redwall

#723
August 07, 2019, 05:44:26 PM
*Is waiting for Russa to pass out more cookies*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#724
August 11, 2019, 10:47:19 PM
Alright, children, after that filling lunch I think we're ready to start our math lesson! :D

Problem 1: Erma has 3 pepper plants, 6 hay bales, 17 barrels of plasma, 4 glockenspiels, and 3 gerbils. Gordon has 46 bags of cotton candy, 7 unicycles, 3 barrels of plasma, 6.5 gerbils. Erma trades 2 pepper plants, 2 hay bales, and 1 glockenspiel to Gordon for 25 bags of cotton candy, 2 unicycles, 1 barrel of plasma, and 4 gerbils. Sandra has a cold and 3 sticks of butter. Gordon and Erma each give Sandra 1.5 gerbils, 1 hay bale, and 4 bags of cotton candy. Randy steals everyone's cotton candy and moves to Wales. How many pepper plants, hay bales, barrels of plasma, glockenspiels, gerbils, bags of cotton candy, and unicycles, does Erma have?
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

#725
August 12, 2019, 07:37:08 AM
1.5 flippin' gerbils? Does this mean that we have bloomin' halves of gerbils?!
Poor blinkin' gerbils.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#726
August 12, 2019, 06:48:11 PM
Bloody hell...
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Keva Strongbow

#727
August 13, 2019, 01:18:41 AM
*twiddles thumbs* Um...math isnt really my thing :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

Sebias of Redwall

#728
August 13, 2019, 01:19:30 AM
*Passes Keva a secret paper*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#729
August 13, 2019, 04:01:31 AM
Im only 14!!! MY BRAIN IS DYING!!!!!!!!
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Jarky Thistlebrush

#730
August 13, 2019, 08:34:31 AM
*rubs paws together gleefully* Does this mean we get to flippin' dissect gerbils again?
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Keva Strongbow

#731
August 14, 2019, 12:51:48 AM
*Looks at Sebias* What is this paper for?
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."

One-Eye the wildcat

#732
August 14, 2019, 08:45:16 PM
*posesses keva for a moment and reads the paper* it be a cheat sheet...
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Russa Nodrey

#733
August 15, 2019, 12:09:03 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 12, 2019, 07:37:08 AM
1.5 flippin' gerbils? Does this mean that we have bloomin' halves of gerbils?!
Poor blinkin' gerbils.
Yup.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 12, 2019, 06:48:11 PM
Bloody hell...
Watch your language, sonny.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 14, 2019, 08:45:16 PM
*posesses keva for a moment and reads the paper* it be a cheat sheet...
*Takes the cheat sheet and burns it to ash with a blowtorch* :D
Freddy

Keva Strongbow

#734
August 15, 2019, 12:10:12 AM
*Leans over to One-Eye* U didn't happen to see what the answers were on the paper did u? :D
"The world is changed by your example, not your opinion of it."
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