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One-Eye the wildcat

#810
September 04, 2019, 03:28:33 PM
Without a spine, your neck will sag, yes, but the flesh that made up your neck is still there, and an easy target.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#811
September 04, 2019, 04:12:31 PM
He's just so cute you know. Adorably dark, as they say.
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Verdauga

#812
September 04, 2019, 11:28:55 PM
But then my neck will compress until my head is resting on my shoulders, so no, not really. But anyway...
*parries One-eye's dagger with cleaver and pretty much chops his head off*
Ummmm... Grey?
I think I might have... broken, him.... :-\
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#813
September 04, 2019, 11:30:22 PM Last Edit: September 04, 2019, 11:37:26 PM by One-Eye the wildcat
*It reattaches*

Boi, I've already had a funeral.(http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11043.0) It is not something I plan on doing again.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#814
September 04, 2019, 11:55:12 PM Last Edit: September 05, 2019, 12:56:03 AM by Verdauga
*Watches as One-eyes head reattaches around the cleaver in his neck*
Don't call me 'boi' the 'Y' is two letters to the left. I checked. Your fingers can reach.
*Sits down in desk in middle row, sans-cleaver, and charges Hammerless*
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

One-Eye the wildcat

#815
September 04, 2019, 11:57:35 PM
*neck splits back ope, and removes the cleaver, sealing his neck up*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#816
September 05, 2019, 05:13:34 AM
*Grabs Jarky by the leg again*
Now where was I? Oh yes! To the courhouse with you!
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Jarky Thistlebrush

#817
September 05, 2019, 09:29:22 AM
*Whispers to herself* DON'T PANIC! Now if I could just find that entry on how to escape angry Greys...
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

One-Eye the wildcat

#818
September 05, 2019, 02:26:55 PM
*points gun at jarky* Don't move, lest your head gets blown off...
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

#819
September 05, 2019, 03:48:25 PM
One-Eye... we don't have the right to use guns on school children. Please put it away. The situation is completely under control.
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One-Eye the wildcat

#820
September 05, 2019, 04:01:16 PM
Fine... *puts gun away* What about tazers?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#821
September 05, 2019, 05:09:53 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2019, 04:52:02 PMI think Thomas was already dead...
WAIT!!!! It wasn't murder! Teacher said Thomas was already dead! He can't be murdered! jarky is innocent! Which means she need not be arrested!
*sniffs, teary-eyed, while looking at the bisected gerbil*
They can't hurt you anymore...
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

The Grey Coincidence

#822
September 05, 2019, 09:27:14 PM
No, she said she *thinks* Thomas was already dead. And he was. A quick autopsy will tell you he was not alive for his dissection. But Jarky and Emma and whoever else were very enthusiastic about dissecting gerbils. Plus Jarky resisted arrest on multiple occasion, that is not the act of an innocent hare.
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Verdauga

#823
September 05, 2019, 10:11:35 PM
(Here's how I could spin this...)
Jarky, Emma, and 'whoever else' ( I'm not gonna look 'em up either) are very interested in biology, which explains their enthusiasm. Furthermore, She resisted arrest because she was innocent, and did not want to be accused of something she did not commit. She cannot legally be arrested for murder. However, you could make a case against her for assaulting you as an officer. But I don't think you'll take her to court; especially since your partner attacked me multiple times (abuse of force, you know). So, If you take Jarky down to the station for the night, as a public disturbance, I believe all will be even. Or perhaps odd...
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Jarky Thistlebrush

#824
September 05, 2019, 10:52:12 PM
Thank you Verdauga.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:
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