Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Booklover]

Lass! Can you hear me?

[lass of something much]

*is unconscious*

[Booklover]

Presumably not. @Kade Rivok We need your help!

[lass of something much]

*would scream but is unconscious*

[Kade Rivok]

HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE  *Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.*

[lass of something much]

*would vomit, but is unconscious*

[Verdauga]

Ohohohh, did I say minutes? I'm sorry, I meant fifteen days. Slip of the tongue, child.

[Booklover]

Still not long enough. A lifetime, or more, if I was going for extreme detail.

But if I wasn't going for detail, well, there's a lot to do.

[Kade Rivok]

*would vomit, but is unconscious*

*Heimlich-ing intensifies.*

[lass of something much]

*would vomit, but is still unconscious*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Revivez ze zleepy-beaztz viz zmellin'-pepperz, tae practize zome variety from ze auld zaltz*

[lass of something much]

*can't read most of Hiag' posts anyway, letalone while unconscious*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ohohohh, did I say minutes? I'm sorry, I meant fifteen days. Slip of the tongue, child.

Ah, that's managed then. I will have the poem memorised by then.

[lass of something much]

*would say that Teer was such a nerd, but is unconscious*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*would retort that there's nothing wrong with being nerdy but Lass is unconscious and didn't call me a nerd*