Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[lass of something much]

So, are you, like, doing the splits, or just standing over the gap?

Don't you know what bridging is?

[shisteer of nothing much]

So, are you, like, doing the splits, or just standing over the gap?

*sigh* I'm bridging. It's like this:

[Verdauga]

*is staring at the three like: *  -_-

[shisteer of nothing much]

*has eyes closed*

[Verdauga]

*Writes something down on a piece of paper, folds it into a paper airplane, and sends it out the open window.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*opens eyes as something moves in the classroom. Sees paper plane leave Verdauga's paw and falls on the ground in shock*

[Verdauga]

*Rushes over and helps Teer to her feet.*
My child! Are you all right?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yeah, I'm fine. That was a cool paper plane. Are we allowed to make paper planes in school?

[Verdauga]

In around twenty minutes, when Aerodynamics class starts. I was just sending out for supplies, dear.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Yay! You're a great teacher, Mr. Verdauga. *sits at desk* I need to finish my history. *starts reading*

[Verdauga]

Thank you, child.

*Goes back to desk.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zetz ze dezk on fire, zen ztartz loightin' a lamp-zhade on fire taae, zen hovlz*

[Verdauga]

*Stops, mid-stride, and heaves a long, shuddery sigh.*
Hiag, please... sit back down.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zitz back doon, hovlz, und zen ztartz dravin' A Vorm/Dragon/Creature zing*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Yay! You're a great teacher, Mr. Verdauga. *sits at desk* I need to finish my history. *starts reading*

@Russa Nodrey you have some unfaithful students.  *Glares at said students*