Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Verdauga]

*Asserts control over the lava and stops it from destroying the school.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*just generally... restores order*


*from on top of Scott's shoulders*

[Verdauga]

*Kinda waits to see how the others respond.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Inztead ze lava burnz ze inzoide o' Scott tae azh*


*Duztz pavz off*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well then... *moves to sit on Hiag's shoulders*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zey 'appen tae be in anozer galaxy az vell...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Exactly! 'Tis fascinating!

[Kade Rivok]

You ok there, Teer?

[Scott McLamok]

*Inztead ze lava burnz ze inzoide o' Scott tae azh*


*Duztz pavz off*

*Dies?*

[lass of something much]

Yay!

[shisteer of nothing much]

You ok there, Teer?

Perfectly. Thank you for asking.

[Russa Nodrey]

So...for those of you interested, here are the available parts for the school play.

Stuff

Clock -- A lonely cuckoo clock.

Festus -- A completely honest salesman

Pam -- A sad chicken

Reginald -- A small child

Clancy -- A small but spirited hedgerow

Gertrude -- An elderly lady who knits socks for the homeless

Horton -- A successful cabbage farmer

Phyllis -- A kleptomaniac

Gordon and Gretchen -- Middle-aged siblings who run an outdoor furniture store

Sandy -- Garden gnome enthusiast

[close]

Which part would you like to audition for?

[shisteer of nothing much]

*climbs down from Hiag's shoulders and sits at desk like a good child* I wanna be either Festus, Phyllis or Sandy.

[Russa Nodrey]

Alrighty, here are some lines from the script. You act out each scene and we'll see which part works best for you.

Lines for Festus

Good evening, Miss. Would you be interested in purchasing a clock today? This one here fell of the counter earlier and has been malfunctioning ever since. It's probably worth $4.50, but I was hoping you'd buy it for $32.70 because I'm assuming you don't know anything about clocks. How 'bout it?

[close]

Lines for Phyllis

[Phyllis clears her throat for about three minutes] I have a problem.

[close]

Lines for Sandy

Horton, I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine. [Sandy turns to a garden gnome] This is Greg. He's the coolest.

[close]

[Scott McLamok]

Can I be Pam?