Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh, alright. Maybe it would be a good idea to take it to the school nurse, though. Broken noses are rather painful.

[Verdauga]

That it would. *Carries the crying alarm to the medical bay.*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby watches the burning desk and begins to feel slightly alarmed* Kade, how I's s'posed to put it out again? *Infant Ebby looks around* Kade?

[lass of something much]

*Bends water out of my water bottle and drowns the desk*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Lass, she needs to learn eventually. You shouldn't always solve problems for children.

*sets the desk on fire again* Look, Eb, what you need to do is assert yourself over the fire. Concentrate hard and very loudly and angrily forbid it from spreading further, but inside your head. Make sure the fire knows that you're the boss and all that, then tell it where to go and where not to go, but still inside your head.

[lass of something much]

No. *Puts the fire out*

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby listens carefully to Teer, but smiles in relief when Lass douses the fire* Thank you, Lass.

[Kade Rivok]

*Starts playing video games.*

*is standing behind Kade* You should play StarWars Battlefront.

Also, why are you in my house?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

42.

*Zetz fire tae ze dezk viz fire zat cannae be put oot by vater*

[Verdauga]

*Creates a bubble that removes oxygen from around the desk.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze fire obztinately continuez burnin'*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Of course it does. Eb, assert yourself and control it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby is scared* But...the fire is ouchy.

*Starts playing video games.*

*is standing behind Kade* You should play StarWars Battlefront.

Also, why are you in my house?

Why not?

[shisteer of nothing much]

The fire is only ouchy if you let it be. You don't need to touch it, you only need to think at it.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

*Infant Ebby takes a step backwards* But I don't...I don't know how.