Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*

AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*

[Russa Nodrey]

But think of the Russa!  What would she do if I hadn't!  She'd be homeless!

*Pokes head out from under my desk where I'm heating up a can of soup with a birthday candle* I appreciate it.

[Kade Rivok]

No prooooobs 

Also, I admire the ingenuity.

[Flib Bigboat]

*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*

AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*

O.O Apparently you do not realise the surprising side effects one can get from RedBull.

[Booklover]

Redbull gives you wings.

Completely unrelated, but wouldn't it be cool if we had cat ears?

[Kade Rivok]

I don't know about cool, but anime style cat girls and guys are neat.

[Flib Bigboat]

But think of the Russa!  What would she do if I hadn't!  She'd be homeless!

*Pokes head out from under my desk where I'm heating up a can of soup with a birthday candle* I appreciate it.

A birthday candle?

EVERYBEAST IT'S OUR TEACHER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*

AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*

Nyet, ze meatloaf did grov vingz. *Ze meatloaf triez tae fly viz it'z nev vingz, but due tae it bein' a meatloaf, it'z entire body ztructure iz nae at av adapted fer zuccezzful aviation, und zae it juzt flutterz ze vingz und flopz a fev inchez*

But think of the Russa!  What would she do if I hadn't!  She'd be homeless!

Ah zought teacherz juzt zlept in coffinz durin' ze Zummer.

[Kade Rivok]

She's not a vampire, ya silly.

...right?

[Flib Bigboat]

No, they're Egyptian scholars.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Tiz obviouz zat ze meatloaf cannae fly, even vhen it 'az vingz- ozervize ve vid zee more flyin' Buffalo...

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, it can go to the Levitating School, where Russa learned how to fly.

[Booklover]

Can they fall but miss, though?

[Flib Bigboat]

Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.

[Booklover]

There's a chance that meatballs fall from the sky when it's cloudy.