How to Know When You Have Officially Gone Crazy

[Nightfire]

So, here is a thread that lets you know if you are officially classified as crazy.

1: You are actually reading this topic.
2: You are actually wasting a moment of your life to write things to put on this list.
3: You sit in school and try to figure out how you can make a miniature longbow out of a pecil and a rubber band.
4: You can fluently speak gibberish.
5: You talk to yourself
6: You like mime jokes.
7: You spend an entire day contemplating the greatest question of all: Are We There Yet?
8: You like pet rats.
9: You have at least two pet rats sitting on your shoulder right now as you are reading this.
10: You shiver throughout the summer, and you  sweat throughout the winter.

(by the way, I have done all of these things!)

[rakkety tam]

11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich

[Nightfire]

12: You like to mix applesauce into your baked beans.
13: You dream of being abducted by aliens.
14: You have constructed a perfect, iron rplica of Samus Aran's Varia Suit.
15: You know how to speak Sparra, Highlander, Molespeech, Lizardspeak, and Pure Ferret all rolled in to one.
16: You INSIST that there is a large black raven that sits above your bed, saying "Quoth the raven, nevermore."
17: You scream in rage whenever someone tries to confiscate your staue of the Empire State Building that is constructed out of peanut butter and dust bunnies.

[rakkety tam]

18 you dream at night that you get taken to 1600 japan and put in service for nobunaga oda or sakon shima
19 you wish u were a hare samurai in redwall
20 you stay up till 3 listening to 70s music

i have done all of those and number 11

[Lily]

11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich

That's not crazy, that's awesome!

21. You speak to your imaginary friend, Henry, constantly.

[rakkety tam]

11 you have a penut butter and jelly sandwich with a hersheys bar also in the sandwich

That's not crazy, that's awesome!

21. You speak to your imaginary friend, Henry, constantly.

it was good but my family did call me crazy

22 you call your self the mushroom slayer cause there is mushrooms the size of your head that u beat

yes i did that today

[Redwall Musician]

23. You stay up late drawing pictures for a book your writing.  But no any pictures. Cute little cartoon people with giant head.

[rakkety tam]

i do that but they arnt cartoony i call them bobble head hobos lol

[DanielofRedwall]

24. When a person of authority in the government etc. tells you thy you're crazy. Otherwise it's not official. Sorry, I just get annoyed when people say "officially" when it isn't actually official.

[Redwall Musician]

(Mad Maudie is always saying to me, 'You have gone officially crazy!' Just because I will randomly say something like 'Seventeen.')

25. You randomly say random numbers like 17 and 92.

[Nightfire]

(It IS official, by Redwaller standards)

26: You have huge drawings of marshmallows plastered all over yur bedroom.
27: You honestly believe in Morlocks, and you think that they are hunting you as we speak.
28: You pick up your cat and hold it to your ear, pretending it is a telephone, wherupon you start talking to it. (I did that this morning. My sister called me crazy.)

[Icefire]

29. When you are convinced that you are the only sane person on earth......which I am!

(Mad Maudie is always saying to me, 'You have gone officially crazy!' Just because I will randomly say something like 'Seventeen.')

25. You randomly say random numbers like 17 and 92.

That doesn't mean you're crazy! That only means you're random. Know how I know? I do that and I'm the only sane person on earth!

By the way, do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?

[Redwall Musician]

Musician's dictionary:
Seventeen means "Okay then".

[Icefire]

423 (you get to figure out what THAT means!)

[Redwall Musician]

It means "why".