Jokes!!!!

[Dannflor]

 I say a Joke then the next person and so on!

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?

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You Pull the pin and throw it back!

[Skyblade]

I don't get that one

Anyway, here's a joke:

Person 1: Hey, someone said you sound like an owl.
Person 2: Who?

[Delthion]

The joke is that the blonde threw a grenade at someone, but being a blonde, forgot to pull the pin.

[Blaggut]

I don't get that one

Anyway, here's a joke:

Person 1: Hey, someone said you sound like an owl.
Person 2: Who?

BLONDEEEEEEEEEE (JK)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

The one about blondes is a bad joke. In my opinion, all blonde jokes are stupid. In my opinion. Anyways, here's one.

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[Skyblade]

I don't get that one either. Why am I so slow with jokes

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I don't get that one either. Why am I so slow with jokes

The teacher's the fat cow.

[Maudie]

@Ashy: That's horrible.