The Imperium Daskarian

[Wylder Treejumper]

*Combat rolls out from under dragon*

I have very good form.

*Snipes dragon's eye with my rifle* I wasn't on the rifle team for two years to be a sloppy shot, you know. That'll be one in the brain...

[LT Sandpaw]

*Head pops through neckhole*

Don't be silly, that was my fake head. I always keep one on in case of things like this. Besides, I can't be decapitated- don't you know I'm a leatherneck?

*Is trapped* Kingmaker! Your assistance is required! *A massive hundred headed dragon flies down from the sky* Die, MAGGOTS! *Smashes Wylder out of existance*

"We got a boogie Just noticed I put Boogie instead of bogie :p, Bogie and a big one too!" *Clicks something on my wrist-command pad* "I require some assistance, send it prototype Alpha-3."

*I glance over at Wylder.* "Neat combat role, do you mind keeping him busy until the president is safe?"

[Søren]

*is trying to stay out of the way*

[CaptainRocktree]

*Walks out of Dunkin Donuts munching on a donut*

*Realizes something must've happened while I've been ordering a donut*

Hmph, No biggy. *Takes out handy dandy minigun* Who's first?

[Søren]

I dunno, but I'll take one of those donuts.

[Faiyloe]

*Checks my Kevlar vest to see if any damage was done, I find nothing damaged so I aim my wrist-gun at Ash's ankles and fire a small bola at him* The cords wrap around his ankles bringing him to the ground*

"Tango down, I repeat Tango down, all agents converge on the president. Oh and I also need a medic, one that can fix decapitation Sandpaw out."

Those things don't works like that. you can easily stab through a bullet proof vest. 

[LT Sandpaw]

*Checks my Kevlar vest to see if any damage was done, I find nothing damaged so I aim my wrist-gun at Ash's ankles and fire a small bola at him* The cords wrap around his ankles bringing him to the ground*

"Tango down, I repeat Tango down, all agents converge on the president. Oh and I also need a medic, one that can fix decapitation Sandpaw out."

Those things don't works like that. you can easily stab through a bullet proof vest. 

"Hm, Kevlar can stop a low caliber bullet from a rifle or pistol, I'm willing to bet it can stop a sword thrust, and besides a Kattana isn't the best stabbing weapon. I'm perfectly safe, the worse damage I would receive is a small bruise."

[Cornflower MM]

What's-a goin' on here?

[Faiyloe]

*Checks my Kevlar vest to see if any damage was done, I find nothing damaged so I aim my wrist-gun at Ash's ankles and fire a small bola at him* The cords wrap around his ankles bringing him to the ground*

"Tango down, I repeat Tango down, all agents converge on the president. Oh and I also need a medic, one that can fix decapitation Sandpaw out."

Those things don't works like that. you can easily stab through a bullet proof vest. 

"Hm, Kevlar can stop a low caliber bullet from a rifle or pistol, I'm willing to bet it can stop a sword thrust, and besides a Kattana isn't the best stabbing weapon. I'm perfectly safe, the worse damage I would receive is a small bruise."

I am not kidding here, and I am not just making this up. I did research on this before. They are not made to stop a knife stab. The Kevlar threads work by displacing the force of the bullet over a larger area. A slow knife thrust easily cuts through it like butter. Even with bullets they are far from invincible, A close range shot can brake through it and even at farther distances it doesn't stop the bullet from making a nasty bruise or braking bone. Granted there is not bullet in the person but damage is still done.

[Wylder Treejumper]

^^If he was wearing proper body-armor a katana thrust wouldn't be an issue

"Sure, I'll keep it busy. All those heads are gonna take some time, though."
*Snipes another head through the eye*
"Two down, ninety-eight more to go." *Rolls off to one side as dragon stomps at me* *Fires off another shot, missing this time*

...Nobody's perfect.

[SilentSam]

*heroic knight steps up to the door of the castle, and says, "the rebels shall go o-" *gets shot down by and arrow* *(Sam) picks up his sword and runs away*

[Cornflower MM]

What's-a goin' on here?

[CaptainRocktree]

Oh you know Corn, The average every day cellar type shenanigans.

Here you go Mr. President, *Hands Soren a Donut*

*Takes out Minigun and blast several Dasloerzs soldiers out of the way*

Now, Time to use this Sniper Rifle.

[LT Sandpaw]

"Alright Rocktree, you provide interference and protect the president. Wylder target the most dangerous looking heads, I'll cover you.

*I charge forward emptying my Peacemakers clip. Pushing the revolver back into its holster I grab my Nexter Sniper out of a large brief case and click the foldable stock into place. Overhead a drone flies past in sending a hellfire missile down towards the dragon.*

[Vilu Daskar]

Lieutenant you forget we each serve the same Master stop this nonsense at once you too Captain.