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Peace and Tea.

Started by Cornflower MM, September 18, 2015, 02:39:39 AM

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Hickory

*cocks Desert Eagle* Shall I dispose of him, ma'am?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Vilu Daskar

*Peacefully drinks tea, and then spits it out.*
"That stuff gross."
*"Accidentally" throws cup at Sand's head.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


*Is now tied down surrounded by bombs and fireworks covered in lighter fluid and just got hit in the head by a cup. Decides the topic isn't as peaceful as first implied and promptly leaves*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

 :o I would never hit you on the head on purpose. Don't leave.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

SilentSam

*sips raspberry tea* I was showing the proper way to use fireworks.
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!

I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Lady Ashenwyte

*Attacks Corn with chainaxe*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

*Leans forward to see the chainaxe.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Eulaliaaa!

I have no idea how Sand got all tied up like that, I was just trying to light fireworks! This was a total accident, I would never do any of that on purpose!  ;D
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Vilu Daskar

*Tosses lit match on Sand.* "Whoops."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

*Sits down in topic wreckage, literally (this) close to tears* Guys! Please! I JUST WANT ONE TOPIC NOT ABOUT KILLING EACH OTHER. PLEASE! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!




You know what, never mind. I can't say I don't care any more, because I do, but I was really stupid to think that we could have one topic that could be like the old cozy topic. Because you're obviously just a bunch of crazy bloodthirsty Cellar addicts.

Eulaliaaa!

*slowly dumps water on Sand* there, the fire's gone. All better now, Corn.
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

Izeroth

Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 22, 2015, 01:40:26 AM
Because you're obviously just a bunch of crazy bloodthirsty Cellar addicts.

That pretty much sums it up. Is there any tea left?

Lady Ashenwyte

*Sips tea in the middle of topic wreckage* Forgive the Khorne Berzerker, he's dead now. *Passes Izeroth tea*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


*Grouchily returns to the topic now that no one is trying to murder me*

"Cornflor is right, there is a hundred and one good topics for you guys to be at each other's throats. Go play in those."

*Drinks heavily from a healing potion and the burns start to fade.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

*sneaks up behind Sand and sends a silenced M9 round through his head*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.