Uilu Daskar

[Vilu Daskar]

This is for those of you who doubt my lineage.

Back in 2011 when the forum was first founded a stoat named Uilu Daskar made an account. Back then the forum was a much different place, for example certain trustworthy members who weren't mods or admins were much more powerful than any mod today. Uilu was one of these members and he used his power to form a mighty Empire throughout the entire forum. His capital was the Cellars, and that is exactly where Matthias720, The Lady Shael, and Taggerung of Redwall struck. A series of great wars and battles took place everywhere. During the middle of this turmoil Redwall Abbey logged on, seeing his peaceful forum being destroyed by war he sided with the jealous Mods and Admins who had been having the worst of it. Redwall Abbey gave the enemies great power, even greater than that of Uilu and his followers. The first thing they did was delete 2000 members (Uilu's followers), then they deleted all of the topics, posts, and PMs he had made, 2,000,000 in all, and then banned Uilu because he was to powerful to delete. Uilu was a broken stoat, he deleted his account, burned down his house, and moved to Antarctica. He was never heard from again. Then Matthias the most powerful of Uilu's enemies took on the name Father Abbot, pretending to be a kind, peaceful mouse, when in reality he is a evil Wolverine seeking world domination with the help of the other Mods.

The Moral of this story.
Watch out for the Staff.

This is all the truth whatever Matthias or anyone else says.

[Jetthebinturong]

This is for those of you who doubt my lineage.

Back in 2011 when the forum was first founded a stoat named Uilu Daskar made an account. Back then the forum was a much different place, for example certain trustworthy members who weren't mods or admins were much more powerful than any mod today. Uilu was one of these members and he used his power to form a mighty Empire throughout the entire forum. His capital was the Cellars, and that is exactly where Matthias720, The Lady Shael, and Taggerung of Redwall struck. A series of great wars and battles took place everywhere. During the middle of this turmoil Redwall Abbey logged on, seeing his peaceful forum being destroyed by war he sided with the jealous Mods and Admins who had been having the worst of it. Redwall Abbey gave the enemies great power, even greater than that of Uilu and his followers. The first thing they did was delete 2000 members (Uilu's followers), then they deleted all of the topics, posts, and PMs he had made, 2,000,000 in all, and then banned Uilu because he was to powerful to delete. Uilu was a broken stoat, he deleted his account, burned down his house, and moved to Antarctica. He was never heard from again. Then Matthias the most powerful of Uilu's enemies took on the name Father Abbot, pretending to be a kind, peaceful mouse, when in reality he is a evil Wolverine seeking world domination with the help of the other Mods.

The Moral of this story.
Watch out for the Staff.

This is all the truth whatever Matthias or anyone else says.

Nah.

[Vilu Daskar]

Say whatever you want, I know the truth.

[The Skarzs]

Nah.

Well put.

[James Gryphon]

What an imagination.

[The Skarzs]

But what is life without it?

[Vilu Daskar]

James is already denying it.

[James Gryphon]

What do you expect me to say about something that never happened?

[Vilu Daskar]

You did.

[James Gryphon]

What month would all these imaginary events have taken place if they had happened?

[Hickory]

Let me step in as a sane member.

This is utter bad stuff. I know this is the Cellars, but Vilu, you're acting like an impudent child who wants a cookie and claims that the same cookie was made by his great-grandfather. No one has ever gotten to rule the cellars, with the exception of good ol' Soren, who was overthrown less than a week after the election was finished. The only proper thing ever imposed upon the Cellars is the FNN, which is a news company. [sarcasm]Good luck Vilu. May the DDB's be with you. [/sarcasm]

[James Gryphon]

That may be a bit of an overreaction. It's just a story.

It's worth noting that the "president" reigned, not ruled.

[Hickory]

That entire post was just my rant. The entire cellars doesn't have and will never have a proper structure.
(don't take that post seriously. Just forewarning VIlu)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

OI! Us DDBs hate stoats, doncha know!

[The Skarzs]

Corn will blow her top if she sees this thread. . . she hates this fighting stuff.