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FOOD FIGHT!

Started by The Skarzs, October 03, 2015, 06:41:06 PM

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Vilu Daskar

#15
October 04, 2015, 03:03:21 PM
*Pours honey on Amber and beats her with bread.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#16
October 04, 2015, 11:34:08 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 04, 2015, 02:28:33 AM
*Throws cream on everyone and dumps nuts on them, which sticks onto the cream*

Zat remoindz me o' certain incident or zeriez o' incidentz zat occurred in ze firzt Redwall Abbey Forum RP. Ach, ze good aula toimez... *Ztartz bazhin' Vilu viz a board o' vood* Vot? Tiz food only--wood iz food...a bit...for termoitez and vot nae. *Keepz bazhin' Vilu viz vood*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

SilentSam

#17
October 04, 2015, 11:43:15 PM
*puts honey on everyone* *puts mints on everyone* *lets loose Pac-Man*
;D~~~~Silent~~~~Sam~~~~Squirrel~~~ ;D
HEHE!
I AM SAM ;D
Cicha sam jest najlepszym redwall znaków!

Vilu Daskar

#18
October 05, 2015, 05:23:09 PM
*Breaks HIAG's board and pours boiling soup on him.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Amber

#19
October 06, 2015, 02:37:16 AM
*Dumps onions on HiaG*

Lady Ashenwyte

#20
October 06, 2015, 01:09:53 PM
*Beats Vilu with baguette*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#21
October 06, 2015, 02:34:14 PM
*Pours soup on Ash*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#22
October 06, 2015, 03:55:04 PM
*Removes all soup from the premises.* Bit unfair, that. *Throws a leek and celery pasty at Vilu and it sticks on his tail.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#23
October 06, 2015, 04:55:48 PM
*Pours boiling stew on Skarzs.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#24
October 07, 2015, 10:20:36 AM
*Pours boiling cherry cordial on Vilu*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#25
October 07, 2015, 08:43:25 PM
*Goes berserk and attacks Ash with over ripe pears while yelling something about food only.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#26
October 07, 2015, 11:08:23 PM
Cordial is a drink.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Lady Ashenwyte

#27
October 08, 2015, 08:39:22 AM
*Dodges Vilu* *Freezes cordial* *Puts cordial in some strawberry soup* *Drinks strawberry soup*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#28
October 08, 2015, 04:26:43 PM
*Hits Ash with Rock Hard bread.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#29
October 08, 2015, 04:36:23 PM
Hey, nothing that could potentially harm anybeast. No boiling items or super hard stuff. This is meant to be fun, not harming.
*Loads small cannon with vegetables.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.
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