Sagey's Disgusting, Dangerous Apothecary (counterpart to Corn's Medical Supply)

[Hickory]

So you're Darth Vader, who is dead?

[Vilu Daskar]

Actually I'm Darth Daslu, you only thought Vader killed him.

[Hickory]

Vizor's skyhook was blown up.

[Vilu Daskar]

Yes, by me.

[Hickory]

At any rate, you still payed the Galactic Empire 100,000 credits.

[Vilu Daskar]

If you'd look closer you'd notice it's counterfeit. *Disappears with gun.*

[Banya]

*hits the bell on the counter repeatedly*

Hello, Sage?  I'd like something to serve to guests to ensure they leave my apartment quickly and never return.  Preferably a liquid that I can offer in a glass, but something that I can disguise as an hors d'oeuvre is fine, too.

[Hickory]

*rummages in back* Ummmmm.... gimme a second.

*holds out dusty wine bottle* Ah, mirror wine. One glass taken within five minutes of opening and drained totally will overload their nervous system and kill them....

But you don't want that, do you?

[Banya]

Well, it'll be quickly drained by guests of my flatmates', I'm sure, so I'll take it as a backup.  Anything else?

[Hickory]

Well, it'll be quickly drained by guests of my flatmates', I'm sure, so I'll take it as a backup.  Anything else?

You could just give them some booze and then point them in the right direction.