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Søren

October 09, 2015, 03:17:51 PM Last Edit: October 09, 2015, 03:58:51 PM by Soren the Warrior
THE MAJESTIC CHEESENESS ITSELF!
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Bow to it, it rules you with it's greasy yet undeniably radiant cheese strings.


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Lady Ashenwyte

#1
October 09, 2015, 03:27:00 PM
So unhealthy. You should be ashamed of yourself. *Taps Soren on the head with a cheri rolling pin*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Cornflower MM

#2
October 09, 2015, 03:41:50 PM
As much as I love cheese, no thanks. I'd really rather not bow down to food.

Also, couldja put that in a spoiler? :P It froze up my mom's computer.

Vilu Daskar

#3
October 09, 2015, 03:56:20 PM
It's worse than the Chocolate Muffins of Death.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#4
October 09, 2015, 04:32:10 PM
No, just a rival. But it begs the question: Would you rather embrace your doom or your death?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren

#5
October 09, 2015, 04:45:10 PM
No, it's not a rival. It's glorious food product. *feasts from calzone glory*


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Wylder Treejumper

#6
October 09, 2015, 07:49:48 PM
Stuffed pizza is the superior species.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Cornflower MM

#7
October 09, 2015, 07:50:51 PM
You know what? I prefer fried pies.

LT Sandpaw

#8
October 09, 2015, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2015, 07:50:51 PM
You know what? I prefer fried pies.

What about...  Fried Stuffed Calzone Pizza Pie!!!!


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

The Skarzs

#9
October 09, 2015, 08:57:07 PM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 09, 2015, 07:49:48 PM
Stuffed pizza is the superior species.
Mmmmm.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#10
October 09, 2015, 10:48:40 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2015, 07:50:51 PM
You know what? I prefer fried pies.
I like Calzones better, but that might be because is never had a fried pie.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

#11
October 09, 2015, 11:43:36 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 09, 2015, 08:41:07 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2015, 07:50:51 PM
You know what? I prefer fried pies.

What about...  Fried Stuffed Calzone Pizza Pie!!!!

Ew. No.

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 09, 2015, 10:48:40 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 09, 2015, 07:50:51 PM
You know what? I prefer fried pies.
I like Calzones better, but that might be because is never had a fried pie.

WHAAAAAAT?!?!?!?! *Faints*

Eulaliaaa!

#12
October 09, 2015, 11:45:45 PM
Om nom nom nom
Just pretend there is something interesting and unique written here... I have nothing to say.

The Skarzs

#13
October 09, 2015, 11:55:58 PM
Never heard of fried pie. :P
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Cornflower MM

#14
October 10, 2015, 01:05:07 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 09, 2015, 11:55:58 PM
Never heard of fried pie. :P

You-You never heard of fried pies?! That's terrible! You're missing out on SO MUCH.
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