The Calzone of Your Doom!

[Vilu Daskar]

The only reason I've heard of them is because we go to central Texas to visit family and this one gas station we usually stop at sells them.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Alright, I'll have one calzone with 100 different types of cheese and a glass of dumpster juice.

[Søren]

Alright, I'll have one calzone with 100 different types of cheese and a glass of dumpster juice.

Succulent.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Cuts calzone with cheri knife and fork*  Om nom nom nom *Sips dumpster juice* Who's the winner now, eh?

[The Skarzs]

Never heard of fried pie.

You-You never heard of fried pies?! That's terrible! You're missing out on SO MUCH.

Well, it's not that uncommon not to know. Besides, we're not so much into frying things over here.

[Hickory]

*cough*Friedtroll*cough*

[The Skarzs]

-_-

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*cough*Friedtroll*cough*

Now with additional ketchup.

[Izeroth]

Never heard of fried pie.

You-You never heard of fried pies?! That's terrible! You're missing out on SO MUCH.

I'll never understand why Southerners insist on frying everything.

[The Skarzs]

It's not necessarily a Southern thing; the midwest is kinda big on that too.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

It's not necessarily a Southern thing; the midwest is kinda big on that too.

Why? Just seems unhealthy and wasteful.

[The Skarzs]

Don't ask me, I'm not from there. Personally deep-fried stuff is low on my list of favorite things. More of once in a while foods like fair fare (see what I did there? ), and. . . very few other deep fried things. Some are very good, just very greasy.

[Søren]

It's not necessarily a Southern thing; the midwest is kinda big on that too.

Why? Just seems unhealthy and wasteful.

Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's good, fried chicken is mind blowing (as in legs and thighs and such); fried okra is good; fried chicken livers are good (don't knock it till you try it); fried frog legs are more chicken-y then I expected, so average I guess; fried ice cream is awesome; fried macaroni and cheese might make you a bit sick, but can be worth it; FRENCH FRIES ARE THE BEST ESPECIALLY WHEN WITH RANCH OR CHILLI AND CHEESE; fried onion rings are alright;
fried steak isn't my favorite, but it's alright; fried catfish is good when done correctly, IMHO; fried shrimp is ok; fried calamari isn't southern American but deserves to be on the awesome list; fried pickle chips are GOOD man.. I think mostly it's eaten because lots of it is traditional, "soul food" (glorious, includes most of what I said plus other non-fried things) and very rich.

[SilentSam]

*fries everyone here*

[Vilu Daskar]

Never heard of fried pie.

You-You never heard of fried pies?! That's terrible! You're missing out on SO MUCH.

I'll never understand why Southerners insist on frying everything.

Because fried food is good.