sPeLlInG ErRoRs aPlEnTy!1!1!1!1!

[Amarith Waterspring]

I'm stuck/strung to my screen. ?

I am cold not chilly and my scarf isn't doing nothing?
Not even sure if I got that one right...

Naow wtc n lern hers teh del, u slp n sld oon siht bana pel

Really close, to make it grammatically correct you need to change it to anything. And also it is "and", not "not".

i lukt wiy oop hie nd gut hight w/pie.

[Feles]

I looked way up and got hit with pie?

Wrning ths tpic hs naut ben pstd n fer at lest thrty dayz

[Lady Amber]

Warning, this topic has not been posted in for at least thirty days.

squrls haf ben getin n r trshcan adn i dont lyk et

[Rosie Willowwater]

Squirrels have been getting in our trashcan and I don't like it

waw, kul, amsng, waw.

[Feles]

wow, cool, amazing, wow.

i doo nit lic fsh

[Lady Amber]

I do not like fish.

fyr flys gllow n the nyte scy

[Feles]

fire flies glow in the night sky

eew, thr ws a almnd n mi chclt

[Amarith Waterspring]

Ooh, there was an almond in my chocolate.

il mke his un ez fr u if u rly wnt my tooo

[Rosie Willowwater]

I'll make this one easy for you if you really want me to.

i's nt rd fr my to wlk n mi hnds.

[MatthiasMan]

U wot mait.

[Amarith Waterspring]

I'll make this one easy for you if you really want me to.

i's nt rd fr my to wlk n mi hnds.

It's not hard for me to walk on my hands.

GUD FOUR U EYE WHEESH EYE KOOD DU DAT.  

[Luftwaffles]

"Good for you, I wish I could do that"?

[Amarith Waterspring]

But now you need to post your own sentence to decipher.

[Luftwaffles]

Eye cnt tink f antinh.

[Amarith Waterspring]

I can't think of anything.

Wle u obvily tot ov sumtin........