Lock this topic! (By New Year's Day!)

[Maudie]

Because not only are you not supposed to drink water directly after eating in the first place (it inhibits digestion) but bread expands when it absorbs water, which causes it to rapidly fill your stomach, which causes a painful sensation in your stomach.

[Lady Amber]

Ouch.

[Russa Nodrey]

[The Skarzs]

Quality.

[Maudie]

If my calculations are correct we need about 20 posts a day to lock this by December 31st.

Maybe.

I'm bad at math, soooo...

EDIT: Wait, no. I looked at the wrong thread. That's for "The most random thread ever!!!"

[The Skarzs]

._.

[a crumb]

the average number of posts per day is definitely over 20. in the spirit of really dumb ideas, i'd like to note that if every member made duplicates of their posts in this thread, we'd make the deadline with plenty of room.

[The Skarzs]

._.

Posty?

[a crumb]

 Happy birthday, Delena!

[The Skarzs]

You're like a duplicate of James!

[Maudie]

Heh.

[Rosie Willowwater]

MAYBE

SHE

IS

[The Skarzs]

So logical, mathematical. Direct, except in humor, which takes some thinking to appreciate.

Are you James Gryphon? Or maybe. . . you're his evil twin, Games Jryphon!

[Rosie Willowwater]

Or a crumb.

crumbs are analytical too.

[Maudie]

In this thread we would actually need about 51 posts per day to lock it by New Years.

I ship Crames.