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[James Gryphon]

Up in the sky, a man in a plane,
Baron von Richtofen was his name,
Eighty men tried and eighty men died,
Now they're buried together on the countryside.

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more!
The bloody Red Baron was rolling up a score.
Eighty men died trying to end that spree
Of the Bloody Red Baron of Germany.

[rachel25]

Marvel

[Skyblade]

Hitler: Sorry Germany's losing the war, I did Nazi that coming.

[LT Sandpaw]

Capital!

[rachel25]

Eight minutes to one o'clock in the morning.

[James Gryphon]

O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
Du kannst mir sehr gefallen.

The news had come out in the First World War,
The Bloody Red Baron was flying once more.
The Allied Command ignored all of its men,
And called on Snoopy to do it again.

[Skyblade]

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

[LT Sandpaw]

I found the joke about the broken pencil rather pointless.

[Skyblade]

I didn't know why the ball seemed to be getting bigger. Then it hit me.

[James Gryphon]

A man walked into a bar. Ouch!

[Skyblade]

Person 1: Someone said you sound like an owl.

Person 2: Who?

[James Gryphon]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

[Skyblade]

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

[The Skarzs]

Hey guys, look at that rock:

It's boulder than the rest.

[Izeroth]

 I would tell a joke about the periodic table, but all the good ones argon.