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Skyblade · October 31, 2015, 01:24:16 AM

When scientists die, people barium.

James Gryphon · October 31, 2015, 01:29:39 AM

The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.

Lady Ashenwyte · October 31, 2015, 02:10:22 AM

An Imperial Guardsman, a Space Marine, and a Commissar walk into a bar. The Guardsman says "Ouch". The Space Marine breaks the bar with his bare hands and walks on. The Commissar accuses the bar of heresy and shoots the Guardsman when he can't kill the bar.

Lady Amber · October 31, 2015, 02:29:09 AM

*Posts randomly* How are we supposed to get this to 1,000 pages in two months?

James Gryphon · October 31, 2015, 03:49:40 AM

Easy. Post 15 pages a day.

Skyblade · October 31, 2015, 03:59:32 AM

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

James Gryphon · October 31, 2015, 04:18:09 AM

There's two fish in a tank. The first fish says to the second one, "You man the guns, and I'll drive!"

Skyblade · October 31, 2015, 04:24:58 AM

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree.

Person 2: Are you a tree?

Person 1: Yes.

James Gryphon · October 31, 2015, 04:28:16 AM

There's two soldiers in a tank. They're floating.

Skyblade · October 31, 2015, 04:29:17 AM

Those two got me for a moment...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree.

Person 2: Are you a tree?

Person 1: No.

James Gryphon · October 31, 2015, 04:32:52 AM

Will you remember me tomorrow?

Skyblade · October 31, 2015, 04:34:39 AM

I already know that one. Pull it on someone else

James Gryphon · October 31, 2015, 04:35:15 AM

You're no fun.

Skyblade · October 31, 2015, 04:39:39 AM

But honestly, I do tend to be serious most of the time. As I have stated over and over again >.<

I didn't know where the sun went at night. Then it dawned on me.

Lady Ashenwyte · October 31, 2015, 04:50:10 AM

Mein gott.

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