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[Jetthebinturong]

Land of the Dead by Voltaire. Awesome song, awesome artist.

And I sang:
Death, death!
Devil, devil, devil, devil,
Evil, evil, evil, evil songs!
Hell you know that's how I get along.
The world is full of idiots,
So how could it be wrong?
Singing:
Death, death, death, death,
Devil, devil, evil, evil songs!

[Cornflower MM]

. . . . . I'm agreeing.

[Jetthebinturong]

I'm just gonna keep posting Voltaire lyrics.

So tonight
I'm riding a black unicorn
Down the side
Of an erupting volcano!
And I drink,
Drink, DRINK
From a chalice filled
With the laughter of small children!

[James Gryphon]

Stars lead, 4-1.

[Jetthebinturong]

When the Devil is too busy,
And when death's a bit too much,
They call on me,
By name you see,
For my special touch.
To the gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune,
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize.
But call me by any name,
Any way it's all the same.

I'm the fly in your soup,
I'm the pebble in your shoe,
I'm the pea beneath your head,
I'm the bump on every head,
I'm the peel on which you slip,
I'm the pin in every hip,
I'm the thorn in your side
That makes you wriggle and writhe!

And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see.
The Devil tips his hat to me.
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!

While there's children to make sad,
While there's candy to be had,
While there's pockets left to pick,
While there's grannies left to
Trip down the stairs,
I'll be there;
I'll be waiting 'round the corner.
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it,
'Cause there's one born every minute!

And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see.
The Devil tips his hat to me.
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!

I pledge my allegiance to
All things dark and I
Promise on my damned soul to
Do as I am told.
Lord Beelzebub has never seen
A soldier quite like me.
Not only does his job,
But does it happily!

I'm the fear that keeps you awake,
I'm the shadows on the wall,
I'm the monsters they become,
I'm the nightmare in your skull!
I'm a dagger in your back!
An extra turn upon the rack.
I'm the quivering of your heart,
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life, you see.
The Devil tips his hat to me.
I do it all because I'm evil!
And I do it all for free,
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!

It gets so lonely,
Being evil.
What I'd do to see a smile,
Even for a little while.
And no one loves you when you're evil...

I'M LYING THROUGH MY TEETH!

Your tears are all the company I need!

[Cornflower MM]

Ohmygosh my mom just showed me this awesome picture. It says:

Random Person: "Ballet is easy."
Me: "You're right. All we have to do is have perfect control over every muscle in our body, hold 3 times our body weight on our toes, be able to fold our body in half, kick our legs up to our ears, be impossibly flexible, have the endurance of a football player, jump 5 feet in the air, and turn endlessly, all while smiling. So yeah, totally easy."

IT IS PERFECT.

Hey, Jet, which song is that one?

[Søren]

Patriots win, 34-27

[Jetthebinturong]

@Corn: When You're Evil, another Voltaire song.

This one is Headless Waltz.

As above, so below, place your bets
Which way the head will roll.
Made in your image we are at least
As twisted and mean as thee.
'Fore your eyes, what a curious sight
Your children have turned on you.
And you say, you don't sleep well at night
Well, we'll take care of that for you.

Belle Marie Antoinette
"Love the pearls!"
They'll make a great tourniquet.
Never did as you should and you claim
It was all for our very own good.
'Twas a lie, a magnificent lie
Now, your subjects have turned on you
And you claim you have lots on your mind
Well, we'll take care of that for you.

Get that darn thing off the neck!
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of her head.
Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
Wipe that darn smile off your face!
Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine.
Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!

All my troubles, all my pain
Stems from this thing that you call a "brain"
Be my guest, sever me from the source
Of all my agony.
What a shame, I've forgotten my name
Without the use of my brain and
"My, bet I'll sleep well tonight!"
Without this head of mine.

Get this darn thing off my neck!
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of my head.
Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
Wipe that darn smile off your face!
Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine.
Sharpen up the blade boys
Bells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling...

Please Sir, for me, Sir,
Won't you see if you see, Sir?
Oh dear, I dread
I seem to have lost my head.
I think I left it about
It fell to the ground
And I kicked it around.
Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,
My bloody, fat, ugly head?
Please Miss, for me, Sis,
Won't you see if you see, Sis?
It's got black hair
And it's kickin' about in the square.
I'm really not totally sure but
I think that it might have rolled into the sewer.
Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,
My bloody, fat, ugly head?

[Cornflower MM]

Thanks, Jet!

@Sor: Sports thing?

I'm still marveling at how spot-on that picture was.

[Søren]

@Sor: Sports thing?

Yup.

[James Gryphon]

Right before the greatest moment in sports history:

[Søren]

Ahem.

[James Gryphon]

What's with the neon green?

[Jetthebinturong]

Well the moon was full and the colour of blood
The night the pirates came to the Vampire Club.
Their leader was tall, and snide and slim,
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan.
Well he recognised a vampire from his school
And he did something that was most uncool.
He said: "Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?
His name is Bernie Weinstein and he's in the eighth grade!"

Fangs were flying, capes were torn.
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned!
Number one rule in this game:
Never call one by his real name!
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed,
By pointy boots in a rush,
And Boris at the bar orders a bud,
And says "It's just another night in the Vampire Club."

Missi lost a fang in the ladies room,
And we all laughed and called her Snaggletooth.
And Dee was mad 'cause he broke his cane,
And he flushed his contacts down the drain.
There was so much angst after the fight,
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night.
And some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be "Father" You-know-who!

Fangs were flying, capes were torn.
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned!
Number one rule in this game:
Never call one by his real name!
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed,
By pointy boots in a rush,
And Boris at the bar orders a bud,
And says "It's just another night at the Vampire Club."

Well it's hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's always upside-down.
Dressed in black from toe to head,
Singing: "Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful sight,
We'd do anything to avoid a fight.
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
Wait 'til the ravers come to the Vampire Club!

Fangs were flying, capes were torn.
Hell hath no fury like a vampire scorned!
Number one rule in this game:
Never call one by his real name!
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed,
By pointy boots in a rush,
And Boris at the bar orders a bud,
And says "It's just another night at the Vampire Club."

[Søren]

What's with the neon green?

Who cares, they lost.