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[Lord Daskar]

Keep doing it.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

you cant tell me what to do!!!
Youre not my dad!!!

[Lord Daskar]

That's what you think. Galli, I am you father!

[Cornflower MM]

I figured that was it.

[Lord Daskar]

You saw her parents leave her on the steps of the orphanage last night too!

[Cornflower MM]

Wait what?

[Lord Daskar]

They wanted to see what would happen if they left her on the steps of an orphanage. She was adopted by myself so I could tell her to post here.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lord Daskar]

Don't worry, according to the laws of whatever country that was, they traveled out of the US to do it, you can't be adopted if you're 19 or under.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Spoiler

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[close]

[Lord Daskar]

Now type those out individually. One per post.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

i dont think i understand your logic.
but im legally an adult in every country so you cant adopt me.
but i could adopt you

[Eulaliaaa!]

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *Flails arms around*

[Lord Daskar]

It's not my logic, it's the King of Antarctica's logic.
That's what I said.
Never!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

the paperwork just came through youre my son now