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[Chipster of Noonvale]

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[Aimless Gallivanter]

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[Lord Daskar]

the paperwork just came through youre my son now

A 14 year old stoat is extremely old. Their life span in the wild is four to six years. I'm a senior citizen. Show some respect!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

regardless of what you say im still older than you.

[James Gryphon]

Not necessarily. How do you know he didn't lie about his age?

[Aimless Gallivanter]

shoosh James this doesnt concern you
and on his adoption papers it says hes 14. these things dont lie james.

[Lord Daskar]

You can't adopt me! My age is approximately 2.33 times higher than that of a stoat's. And trust me, I am a stoat on here. The average lifespan of a human is about 80 years. Therefore if I was human I would be approximately 206.66667 years old, you're only nineteen. That makes me way older than you.

[James Gryphon]

I hate to say this, but that age adjustment thing doesn't mean that a seven-year-old dog, for example, is actually older than an eight-year-old human. It's only used to help humans understand how far along a creature is in its life cycle. In real time, the human was still born earlier, and is thus older. So, being a fourteen-year-old stoat doesn't change the fact that she was still around five years before your mother thought of you.

[Amarith Waterspring]

POAEIOUOOOOOOOAOOOOSST!!!!!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

thanks James

[Lady Ashenwyte]

i'm ooooooooollllllllllldddddddddd.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

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[Cornflower MM]

Dangit, my back is so [itchy[/i] and I think I just discovered a small blister. . . . . And I can't find my aloe! I'll just hafta wait. Only another day or so of this sunburnt torture, thank the gods.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

:/ sunburns suck

[Cornflower MM]

Yeah. Thankfully, I usually tan pretty quick, aloe or no aloe but my shoulders and back don't get as much sun so they take a day or so longer.