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[The Skarzs]

THE POWER OF MANLINESS SHALL HELP YOU! *MAN BEARD CATCHES DELTHION.* YOU ARE SAFE IN THE HAIRY EMBRACE OF MAN.





This is getting uncomfortable. (I hope Faiy doesn't kill me.)

[Gonff the Mousethief]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!

*Throws some shirts and shaving cream at Skarzs*

That should soothe him for a bit. Foreign objects perplex the man troll. Laughter should subside even if even if results are minimal.

[Søren]

I AM ROLLING ON THE GROUND BUT NOT FOR THE SAME REASONS OH MY GOSH SKARZS

[Delthion]

You do realize that now the shipping will never stop...

*I STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING WHENEVER I ENTER THIS THREAD!!!*

I don't think that I have seen Loamhedge crazier!

[Søren]

THIS THREAD CANNOT BE REAL!
Oh man my mind is dark.

[Delthion]

I don't understand a word you're saying Soren!

[The Skarzs]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!

*Throws some shirts and shaving cream at Skarzs*

That should soothe him for a bit. Foreign objects perplex the man troll. Laughter should subside even if even if results are minimal.

*RIPS THE SHIRTS UP AND USES THEM AS A BANDANA.* *EATS THE SHAVING CREAM.*
MANLY MAN BEARD OF MASCULINITY! *FLEXES CHEST MUSCLES ONE AT A TIME.*

[Delthion]

I AM SUFFOCATING HERE!!! I CANNOT BREATHE AND I AM CRYING!!!!

[Gonff the Mousethief]

James, you've kept me on too long this time. And they thought the spam would end with the Shoutbox.
*Giggles*

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!

*Throws some shirts and shaving cream at Skarzs*

That should soothe him for a bit. Foreign objects perplex the man troll. Laughter should subside even if even if results are minimal.

*RIPS THE SHIRTS UP AND USES THEM AS A BANDANA.* *EATS THE SHAVING CREAM.*
MANLY MAN BEARD OF MASCULINITY! *FLEXES CHEST MUSCLES ONE AT A TIME.*

Man, I paid good money for those shirts. Like, a couple of seconds of typing.

[The Skarzs]

I AM SUFFOCATING HERE!!! I CANNOT BREATHE AND I AM CRYING!!!!

ELECTROCUTION SHOULD HELP WITH THAT, IF YOU'RE A MAN, BUT IF NOT, BEARD TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION WILL DO THE TRICK.

[Søren]

"I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THEN THIS TSGDNFKEHSMS!!!!"
-James, probably now that he's looking at the rest of the forum

[Delthion]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *RUNNING OUT OF AIR!!!!!!!!!!!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[The Skarzs]

Faiy is going to abandon me.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

"I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THEN THIS TSGDNFKEHSMS!!!!"
-James, probably now that he's looking at the rest of the forum

We need a better babysitter.

[Delthion]

No, she might put you on KP for a while, but I doubt she has the heart to break-up one of the best ships on the forum, that is Skarloe.