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[Rosie Willowwater]

The fish was so happy that he,

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Climbed up the fallen tree, and

[Rosie Willowwater]

Gave Penelope a key to the

[Lord Daskar]

Gulf of Oman.

[Rosie Willowwater]

This allowed her to

[Lord Daskar]

sail to the United Arab Emirates.

[Rosie Willowwater]

When arriving there she

[Jetthebinturong]

collapsed dead of scurvy.

[Rosie Willowwater]

This so surprised her that she

[Aimless Gallivanter]

died

[Cornflower MM]

I'm reading a Dan/Phil fic and laughing so hard even though the subject matter is really dark.

It's like people forget Dan and Phil are real people. Like, seriously? I only read fics about real people when I'm in the mood for hilarity, but the majority of people seriously read this stuff.

I'm weird. Don't judge.

[Dannflower Reguba]

died

but only on the inside

[Cornflower MM]

I'm reading a Dan/Phil fic and laughing so hard even though the subject matter is really dark.

It's like people forget Dan and Phil are real people. Like, seriously? I only read fics about real people when I'm in the mood for hilarity, but the majority of people seriously read this stuff.

I'm weird. Don't judge.

*Three chapters later*

Actually, I'm going to be lucky to sleep after this.

[Jetthebinturong]

I'm reading a Dan/Phil fic and laughing so hard even though the subject matter is really dark.

It's like people forget Dan and Phil are real people. Like, seriously? I only read fics about real people when I'm in the mood for hilarity, but the majority of people seriously read this stuff.

I'm weird. Don't judge.

I generally don't read fics about real people unless I'm looking for a laugh or just don't know anything about them so it doesn't seem too weird to me.

But on the subject of Dan and Phil fanfic I NEED DAN TO WRITE A BOOK THE URGE WAS SO FANTASTIC DAN PLEASE BECOME AN AUTHOR I NEED TO READ MORE OF YOUR STUFF. *Ahem* sorry. Seriously though, Dan is such a great author it's unreal.

[Rosie Willowwater]

died

but only on the inside

So she kept on walking and found a blacksmith's shop