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[The Skarzs]

He did. He was the first Roman emperor to leave his position voluntarily. While it may not have been cabbages, per se, he did spend his "retirement" as a vegetable gardener.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

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[Lady Amber]

Nicholas eventually got better and went off in search of the nurse who had become a turnip farmer. Unfortunately, he didn't actually know her name, which made it difficult to find her.

[LT Sandpaw]

Fortunately after ten years of hardship, pain, and suffering Nicholas did find his true love the nurse, only to find out she still didn't like him...

[Aimless Gallivanter]

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[LT Sandpaw]

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That is very fitting to the story.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

sometimes, a good scream is very relevant

[Jetthebinturong]

Hey Galli, any chance you could shorten your status? It's bleeding into your posts for me.

[Hickory]

^Same here.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

yeah i know. i guess i can change it.

[Russa Nodrey]

Birdseed.

[Rosie Willowwater]

LA DE DA DE DA!!!!

[Aimless Gallivanter]

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[Jukka the Sling]

Wasn't it Cincinnatus who was the farmer?

[Cornflower MM]

*Soaring*