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[Feles]

*Throws wheelchair off the cliff.*
Don't worry, I got you covered!

[LT Sandpaw]

I'm American, I do the impossible before breakfast!

Oh, thank you Inq- Ouch, my head!

[Lady Amber]

Here, use this to climb back up! *Tosses ladder down, which crushes Sandpaw's head*

[LT Sandpaw]

*Tries to crawl away only to get my head crushed again.*  Ooow, thanks Amber.

[Feles]

*Pushes Amber off the cliff*

[Lady Amber]

*As I fall down I grab Inq, pulling him off the cliff with me*

[LT Sandpaw]

Welcome to bottom of the cliff, we can use the ladder to climb back up once our legs heal.

[Lady Amber]

*Starts building small campfire*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Starts building big campfire*

[Feles]

*Fall is cushioned by Amber*
See y'all
*climbs the ladder*

[Lady Amber]

*Pushes Inq off of ladder and climbs up*

[Feles]

Oi, your legs are broken
*Pushes ladder over*

[Lady Amber]

*Breaks Inq's arm* Well, now your arm is broken.

[LT Sandpaw]

You're so strong. 

[The Skarzs]

I don't need legs to climb, weaklings. You deserve your fate.