Lock this topic! (By New Year's Day!)

[Russa Nodrey]

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat!

[Chipster of Noonvale]

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat!

Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, he picks up all the post bags in his van!

[Russa Nodrey]

Unfortunately, I don't know the next part.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Bad Russa. Sit.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Sad whimper* *Sits*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Good Russa, have a treat.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Happy yelping* *Eats the treat* *Opens mouth for more*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws a tennis ball in Russa's mouth*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Dutifully returns the tennis ball to Rosie*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws it  again*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Dutifully returns the tennis ball to Rosie*

[The Skarzs]

You're a disgrace.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws it  again*

[The Skarzs]

Stop.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws it at Skarzs' face*