Lock this topic! (By New Year's Day!)

[Lady Ashenwyte]

NO THEY WERE NOT!!! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE SILMARILLION?! THEY WERE NOT MEN! (There isn't anything definitive on the subject. ) But such evil is inconceivable! How dare you make such an affront to Tolkien Lore?

THEY WERE NOT MEN!

(There isn't anything definitive on the subject. )

Oh boy.

[Delthion]

I suppose how many times I grinned is the problem? If not then what is?

[The Skarzs]

Cannibalism is simply taking advantage of a natural resource.

. . .

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Is in Maudie's stoumach*

Not again. Wait... there's a slip of paper in here saying that Maudie doesn't love Del! EVIDENCE!

[Jukka the Sling]

How dare you make such an affront to Tolkien Lore?

I just... did it.  Quite easily.

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Is in Maudie's stoumach*

Not again. Wait... there's a slip of paper in here saying that Maudie doesn't love Del! EVIDENCE!

*From inside Del's stomach*

Man, they do eat a whole lot of paper with intense secrets, don't they Rosie?



*Hears a Tolkien debate erupting*

Oh man, this is gonna get good!

*Grabs an old bucket of popcorn from Del's innards and listens in*

[Cornflower MM]

Oi, @Delthion what in the blue blazes do yeh think yeh're doin'? Why didn't yeh invite me?

* Maudie eats Rosie, Corny, and Amber.

Oh dear.

[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Corn and the protesting Skarzs so that Gonff can have some company.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Del must have a strong digestive system.

[The Skarzs]

Somehow he ate Corn out of Maudie's stomach.

Oi, @Delthion what in the blue blazes do yeh think yeh're doin'? Why didn't yeh invite me?

* Maudie eats Rosie, Corny, and Amber.

[Delthion]

Indeed I did!

[Lady Amber]

So if you ate Corn that means you also ate Maudie, 'cause how do you eat someone out of someone else's stomach? Maudie is part of Masthion, so you just ate your girlfriend! Del, how could you?

[Cornflower MM]

I was wondering how that worked.

[The Skarzs]

They are now joined as one.

Stomachception.

[Cornflower MM]

Ew.