Lock this topic! (By New Year's Day!)

[Chipster of Noonvale]

THE GIRLS WON I'M SO HAPPY

[Lady Amber]

You are?

[The Skarzs]

THE GIRLS WON I'M SO HAPPY

Traaaiittooorrrrr.

No, FELLOW CLUSTER OF MATTER THAT MAY BE EITHER LIVING OR NON-LIVING AND OF ANY SPECIES OR OTHER FORM OF OBJECT, no FELLOW CLUSTER OF MATTER THAT MAY BE EITHER LIVING OR NON-LIVING AND OF ANY SPECIES OR OTHER FORM OF OBJECT, HOW DARE YOU YOU MAKE ASSUMPTIONS THAT THAT BECAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A SHEEP I WILL SOMEHOW BE ABLE TO PRODUCE SIXTY-SEVEN bags full.

Overly all-encompassing, much?

[Tam and Martin]

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[Lady Amber]

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[Groddil]

One for the RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, WHITE-SUPREMACIST LEADER OF OUR NATION, one for the POOR, OPPRESSED, THIRTY-FIVE YEAR OLD WHO IDENTIFIES AS A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD SYRIAN REFUGEE, WHO IS DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE WHATSOEVER...

[Groddil]

One for the FILTHY [toad] CIS WHITE MALE who lives down the lane!

[Chipster of Noonvale]

You are?

Yes!  I want the girls to win

[Lady Amber]

You are?

Yes!  I want the girls to win

Why?

[Groddil]

Who are "the girls" and why are you two so obsessed over whether or not they "win?"

[The Skarzs]

o_____________o

[Groddil]

Twinkle, twinkle, little snowflake,
How I wonder what gender you are!
Up above the alt-right so high,
Punching Nazis in the eye.

[Tam and Martin]

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[Lady Amber]

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[Groddil]

When the conservative hate-speech is gone,
When xe nothing shines upon,
Then you screech your little REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!,
Nothing's offensive, don't mind me.