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[Banya]

I once heard that the readers of an Ohio newspaper voted for Michigan to be included in the "Axis of Evil."

They would try something like that.

@Eul: Yummm... nope.

[Vilu Daskar]

What brought you to some state up North, in the land of the Yankees ever?

^ fixed that for you  

Fixed it to the way it should be.

Now it's really fixed.

I must agree with the Master.

I thought your state was Ohio?

Ouch!

@Vilu: The Yoopers live Up North.  The Yankees live in New England.

The Master said that not me. You must agree with the Master.

[James Gryphon]

I said the bit about the Yankees, not Vilu.

It's still true, though. How dare you contradict me?

[Eulaliaaa!]

We wouldn't have chili dogs either. Or the Cleveland Browns! And several presidents were born in Ohio. So were the Wright brothers!

[Banya]

Up North live the Yoopers.  I don't know any Yankees.  They're out East.

[James Gryphon]

Everything north of the Mason-Dixon line is Yankeeland, regardless of whether Yankees live there or not. (Except Alaska.)

[Banya]

You're going to have to inform the entire Midwest of that.

[Vilu Daskar]

You must agree with the Master Banya.

[Banya]

Nevah.

[James Gryphon]

But Banya's of the female gender. I don't think "Master" works as a title.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Yep. I knew you guys couldn't argue against that! Can't go against Ohio.

[James Gryphon]

What's Ohio again?

[Vilu Daskar]

Nevah.

Then you must be disposed of.

But Banya's of the female gender. I don't think "Master" works as a title.

I was telling her she must agree with you Master.

[James Gryphon]

@Eul: There are only two states that ought to be called by an individual name: Texas our Texas, and Alaska, which has proven itself worthy.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Texas? Ohio's better.