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LT Sandpaw


*Holds up sign that says "Audience laugh"*

Hahaha, that's brilliant Jetthebinturong, and it makes so much sense. I hope of course you can continue your explanation after these few messages. Stay tuned, we'll be right back.


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Hello and we're back on 15000 ways to make a post where our guest star Jetthebinturong was explaning how to make sarcastic posts about people making spoilers about TV shows, on the forum.

Jetthebinturong you have the floor.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jetthebinturong

Okay so once you've become annoyed at the spoilers, you have to decide how best to express it. If you decide on sarcasm, you can move on to step three: making the post.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.


Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

You, you, you monster. Jet is the greatest speaker I've ever heard.  :'( < Tears of joy not sadness.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

LT Sandpaw

Quote from: The Skarzs on November 06, 2015, 04:50:41 PM
Bah.

*Holds up sign that says "Audience Boos."*

*Goes back to talking with Jet.*

That is most interesting Mr. Jetthebinturong, these are things most of us have never heard of before. Maybe you can continue your explanation, and then we can go to the audience questionnaire.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

I survived College today and threatened to set fire to someone's hair!

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jetthebinturong

Finally, once you've decided to be sarcastic, write the opposite of what you mean, then put a  ::) after it to show that you're being insincere. Et voila, your sarcastic post is complete.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

rachel25

Well I wasn't being sarcastic. I genuinely threatened to set someone's hair on fire. Because he threatened to spray ink on my final major project. It was all in jest of course....

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.