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[James Gryphon]

Lovely.

[Banya]

I had a nice Janksgiving celebration with my friends this evening.  Janksgiving is like Thanksgiving, except we're all college students and most of us live and eat in the dorms, so the food is whatever we can find/steal/scrounge up.  Ergo, Janksgiving.  A time of family.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Janksgiving sounds like a holiday in a megalomaniacal dictator named Janks's country.

[James Gryphon]

Hmm.

[Søren]

Ramen noodles topped with peanut butter and cranberry sauce.

[Vilu Daskar]

Yuck.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Ramen noodles topped with peanut butter and cranberry sauce.

You call that food?

[Vilu Daskar]

I know some people who get the Ramen Noodles out of the package, don't cook them , spread peanut butter on the top, sprinkle the flavoring on to the peanut butter, and then eat it. These are the same people who like Jar Jar.

[LT Sandpaw]

Ramen is sooooo bad for you!

[Maudie]

POST MORE AND FASTER, PEOPLE!!!!! WE'LL NEVER GET 1000 PAGES BY NEW YEAR AT THIS RATE!!!!!

[The Skarzs]

Meh.

[Mhera]

I know some people who get the Ramen Noodles out of the package, don't cook them , spread peanut butter on the top, sprinkle the flavoring on to the peanut butter, and then eat it. These are the same people who like Jar Jar.

That's almost as disgusting as drinking the juice from a tuna can.

[Banya]

Ramen noodles topped with peanut butter and cranberry sauce.

What an idea.

Contribution highlights of Janksgiving include:
- a box of Lucky Charms stolen from the dining hall (prize-winner)
- 12 stolen apples covered in uncooked instant oatmeal
- "dorm stuffing" - stolen focaccia bread torn into little pieces and I don't know what else happened there
- stolen carrots baked to mush
- an enormous bowl of ramen floating in water
- pasta (no sauce)
- a bag of popcorn
- a single pudding cup
- half a pumpkin pie with a chewy crust (I think it was leftover from something else)

I know some people who get the Ramen Noodles out of the package, don't cook them , spread peanut butter on the top, sprinkle the flavoring on to the peanut butter, and then eat it. These are the same people who like Jar Jar.

That's almost as disgusting as drinking the juice from a tuna can.

And that's what I imagine dumpster juice is like.

[Mhera]

Speaking of dumpster juice, it looks like it would fit right in on your Janksgiving menu What was your contribution?

[The Skarzs]

This is quite amusing to read. Thank you.