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[Ashleg]

They can't, or they'll be excecuted.
Or kicked out of the server completely--which isn't freedom, by the way, as they cannot access any of the Kraft.

[The Skarzs]

You are the reason no one is active on the forum.
You are keeping them all hostage on your Discord.

You are killing every potential roleplayer.

[Ashleg]

Killing every potential Roleplayer?
We don't RolePlay in the Union!

THE ROLEPLAYERS ARE KILLING THEMSELVES
I AM THE ONLY DEVOTED ROLEPLAYER HERE

[The Skarzs]

THEN WHY ARE YOU HOLDING MEMBERS THERE AND NOT LETTING THEM OUT?

[Ashleg]

Because they're my prisoners of war.

[The Skarzs]

*Squishes Ashleg.*

[Ashleg]

*kicks Skarzs in the shins*

[Banya]

I am not one of Ash's POW but I was once thrown in his prison without a trial.

It was a terrible time.

[Ashleg]

You think you're special for not getting a trial?
NOBEAST gets a trial. They're in my land, under my rules.

No trials.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I wanted to be in jail so I insulted Ash.

[The Skarzs]

You have some serious commitment issues with your men.

[Ashleg]

They stop being my men once they are POWs.
Only the free and obedient are my men.

[The Skarzs]

I was talking to Rosie and her innumberable boyfriends.

[Ashleg]

Boyfriends, maybe.

I'm her fiance.

[The Skarzs]

She married both Del and Gonff.