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[Delthion]

* Delthion eats Rosie and Amber.

[Lady Amber]

HI ROSIE

HI DEL

[The Skarzs]

@The Skarzs: It's not ice to make ladies cry.

@Rosie Willowwater: Don't flipper out! Just whisker in my ear what the matter is and I'll seal what I can do about it.

I did it on pupose.

[Rosie Willowwater]

OH YEAH?

YO MAMA IS SO FAT JABBA THE HUTT LIKES TO VISIT HER SO HE CAN FEEL SKINNY.

[The Skarzs]

Heh.

[Ashleg]

Here's a burn:


Maudie's mom.

[Maudie]

Your mum named you Ashleg. My mum named me Maudie. Who's mother is really more pathetic?

[Ashleg]

Ashleg is not my given name, I got it after I was maimed and acquired my peg leg.

Maudie has the word "die" in it.

Which is what yo mama wanted to do when she first saw you-OHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Delthion]

...that's pretty far-fetched...

[Maudie]

Well your mum produced an offspring that would call himself Ashleg.

[Delthion]

...that was almost worse than most of Ashleg's "burns"...

[Ashleg]

And?

[Maudie]

Ashleg is a pathetic name.

[Ashleg]

You're so funny!

[Maudie]

I know!