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[Delthion]

And there were the Everlasting Dragons.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Except 500000 years ago was not that long ago geographically, so everything looked pretty much the same as it did today

[Blaggut]

A Homo Habilis was holding a wooden club. He was about to discover warp-travel technology.

[The Skarzs]

Which turned out to be The Doctor's TARDIS.

[Wylder Treejumper]

Suddenly, the Doctor stepped out of the club. "What have we here?" he said. "It seems as if the camouflage setting has malfunctioned again!"

[Krantor the Brutal]

At that, the being looked at the Doctor and fainted. "Oh dear." the Doctor said, "I must have pressed the wrong buttons and levers again. Now, what must I do?"

[a crumb]

i have four hours to finish a paper about brazilian favelas. so....

*runs off*

[The Skarzs]

o_o

[Ashleg]

u wot m8

[The Skarzs]

Mm

[Tam and Martin]

At that, the being looked at the Doctor and fainted. "Oh dear." the Doctor said, "I must have pressed the wrong buttons and levers again. Now, what must I do?"

So he decides to run away and hide inside of a volcano, getting ready to burst open with racist flamingo's holding tomahawks ready to invade the city of Cityville

[The Skarzs]

But was scared off by the sudden appearance of a wild redneck.

[Krantor the Brutal]

Who happened to be the Master.

[a crumb]

my fridge is genuinely becoming a threat to my self confidence. or more specifically, the ice dispenser is weirdly designed, or somehow malfunctioning. if you don't take ice out of it at least once a day, it just randomly klunks a chunk of ice onto the floor. it does it in the morning, the afternoon, night, four in the morning, it doesn't care. i imagine it'd actually be really easy to fix, but i don't think it's a reasonably expectation that i am supposed to actually fix this problem. this was not something i was prepared for in life.

if i left my house for a week, the kitchen floor would be covered in a pool of water.

[Lady Amber]

Wow, weird.