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[One-Eye the wildcat]

I have one fear, and you can't guess it!

(it's not you guys...)

[Sebias of Redwall]

Fear itself?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

No.

[The Skarzs]

Drowning? Burning? Heights? Suffocation? Tight spaces?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

No.

[Russa Nodrey]

Having to clean out the festering food scraps that collect in the bottom of the kitchen sink?

[The Skarzs]

Having to clean out the hair and nastiness from the shower drain?

[One-Eye the wildcat]

My only fear is... Spiders.

[Russa Nodrey]

Having to clean out the yogurt and stale vegetable pieces from the bottom of the fridge?

EDIT: Oh, very understandable.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My only fear is... Spiders.

Yeah, creepy little things....

[The Grey Coincidence]

I have *lots* of spiders!

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Cool.

[The Skarzs]

I ate a spider.
I also ate a mosquito. It bit me, so I took back what was mine.

[The Grey Coincidence]

... It's a pity nothing can eat Skarzs because he's a rock...

[The Skarzs]

Nom.