Pillow Fight!!!!

[Nightfire]

Hey guys!   I got sick of all of the bloody violence of the Forum Fights, so, with permission, I have stolen the idea for a less violent way for people to beat each other up. Redwall Forum Pillow Fight!!!   Okay, there are a few rules:
1. No lethal pillows! That means you can't have a sack filled with lead or hotroot pepper!
2. No killing allowed! Nobody is allowed to die unless the person who is attacked kills themself!!!
3. Keep this friendly and humorous! This is similar to an RP war, in a way.

Okay, so, with these rules laid out, I hope everybody has fun and I hope this makes at least a few people smile. Let's roll!

Nightfire walks out from Redwall Abbey with a pair of large feather-stuffed pillows. She picks her target. "Halig!!!!" she screeches, batting madly at her with one pillow. She throws the other pillow at Tiria.

[Coobreedan]

Daroach saw the madness from up in a tree.
"A pillow fight, hey? I must of stolen a pillow at some point...Lemme check"
He checked through his bag of stolen items.
A golden necklace...An adderskin vest...And...A pillow!
"TRIPPPPPPPLLLLLLLE STAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!" He shouted leaping into the fight.

[rakkety tam]

balock heard the rukus and looks in and says everything hunky dory  ok then aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa balock hits nightfire with a feather pillow

[Coobreedan]

Daroach span round and smacked Balock in the face with his cuddly pillow.

[rakkety tam]

balock jumped behind deroach and hit him with his awsome puillow

[Mad Maudie]

Maudie grabs her hard stuffed feather pillow and starts wacking Nightfire

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag, dropz zeveral pillowz ontae Nightfire from a tree.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire grabs a pillow and pummels HiaG with it, then whirls on Cobreedan and starts beating him with a massive feather pillow. "Ye rotten worm! Give me back my vest!" She snatches her adderskin vest away from him, then whacks him once more with her pillow.

[Coobreedan]

Daroach tumbled backwards.
"Adderskin is worth a fortune! Give it back now!"
He leapt up into the air, span around and then came flying down...

[Nightfire]

Nightfire smacked him with a pillow, sending him flying as tohugh he were a baseball.  She then turned and walloped Musician.

[Coobreedan]

Daroach looked up.
His evil schemes...failing! He searched through his sack for something that would help.
A half eaten candied chestnut (stolen from a dibbun), a fragment of the broken Joseph Bell, and a business card.
"Why on earth would I steal a business card?!" He shouted aloud.
He checked what it said. It said:

Nightmare Enterprises
Get terrifying monsters cheaper than anywhere else!
Call 07432 1993
Or order them from a monster maker near you!

"Now that would be useful...hehehehehehe....MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Nightfire]

OOC: PILLOWS ONLY, COBREEDAN!!!!!! DON'T ATTACK WITH ANYTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A FORUM FIGHT!!!!! BIC:

Nightfire throws a pillow at a nearby adder.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Hiag hitz Nightfire with a pillow.

[Nightfire]

Nightfire hits HiaG with a pillow. Then she turns around and wallops Halig with the same pillow.

[Coobreedan]

Daroach sneaked into King Dedede's  throne room, back in Dreamland.
He stared at the huge monster maker machine.
"This is the place..."
Pressing a button on King Dedede's comfy throne, and a TV screen popped up. On the screen loaded an odd man.
"Ah King Dede--Hey! Who are you?"
"I'm Daroach. I need a monster for me to win a pillow fight."
"Hahaha...Good to meet you Daroach. I can get you a monster than will make you win, and you won't break the rules either. Here is...Noddy!"
The machine started to flash, and a odd little ball (not Kirby) with a sleeping cap.
"Put Noddy in your pillow, and you are sure to win."

Daroach sneaked up behind Nighfire clutching his pillow with Noddy inside. He smacked her over the head, and she fell asleep.
"So that's what Noddy does..."