DEATH-DEFYING BEAVER INVASION! FOR REAL!

[Jukka the Sling]

Soren hasn't been online as much for the past couple of days.  I suspect him.

[Faiyloe]

If people who have received PMs from the DDB will PM me some quotes of the PMs I might be able to identify him. (I say him because all the girls on this sight are far to responsible to do anything like this)

[The Skarzs]

Well it ain't me. But if you want a PM of his, here you go:

You think my identity is James. Interesting choice. Based on the fact only a mod could break the rules. Something you need to know about me. I care not about the rules.

Uniquely choppy sentences.

[Cornflower MM]

Here's the two PMs I've received:

Hello, Corny. Yes, my name is no coincidence. I am Lord Commander of DDB. Others may claim to be, but I AM. And soon, this forum is to see terror like never before.

Why do you assume you will uncover my identity anytime soon. Perhaps some things are best left forgotten.

Lack of question mark in that last one. I'm thinking Vilu, or maaaaaybe Sage.

[Vilu Daskar]

I assure you, it isn't me.

I sent you the PMs I got.

[Cornflower MM]

Okay, then.

[Jukka the Sling]

Mods can see IP addresses on people's posts, right?  Then James can identify our DDB.  The only problem is that the guy hasn't made any posts, as far as I know, but perhaps there's another way?

[Faiyloe]

Alright... It is definitely not Vilu. I take back the statement about it not being a girl... The only people I know who use the term dear are Blose, Corn, me and one of the guys when he is being weird (I can't remember but was that Ash?)

[Vilu Daskar]

I did use dear once. I said , "My dear friend Skarzs, may I please have some pizza now?" he insisted that I ask nicely.

[James Gryphon]

When did they say "dear"?

[Jukka the Sling]

James, are you able to see DDB's IP address?

[Cornflower MM]

. . . . . . I think? Or was it Sor? Or Del? No, I don't think it was Del. Bluesy wouldn't be interested in ruling the DDBs and terrorizing everyone. I'm not him, because I try to stay out of all the fighting and whatnot. Faiy, you don't write in choppy sentences usually. So Ash. . . . . ?

I did use dear once. I said , "My dear friend Skarzs, may I please have some pizza now." he insisted that I ask nicely.

. . . . . Come to think of it, you and DDB type somewhat similarly. There are times when you don't use question marks, as you just proved. And you definitely are into all the fighting.

[James Gryphon]

I actually can't see y'all's IP addresses (which is a little irritating, since the description in the text box claims I ought to be able to). I guess only Matthias can do that.

[Jukka the Sling]

Hmm...

Well, I still think Soren is a likely candidate.  He hasn't been on as much lately and hasn't posted in this thread at all.

[Cornflower MM]

Sor usually uses perfect grammar.