Official Base and Stronghold of the Anti Beavers Coalition or A.B.C.

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LT Sandpaw

#45
October 27, 2015, 02:03:03 PM

Can I suggest something?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#46
October 27, 2015, 02:30:23 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 27, 2015, 01:50:27 PM
*Calls Sueslayers* *Coats claws in ginger garlic paste* *Destroys the hidden gun with lolOP powers*
You can't destroy it until you tell me what lolOP powers are.

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 27, 2015, 02:03:03 PM

Can I suggest something?
If you join the A.B.C.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#47
October 27, 2015, 02:37:44 PM
LolOP is an abbreviation of Laughs out loud overpowered.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#48
October 27, 2015, 03:37:49 PM
Soldiers suddenly break off the attack and race back to the Stronghold.
"Put it up now Major," says Lord Daskar. A bomb proof Force Field goes up around the Stronghold. "And drop," A plane flies in quickly dropping a nuclear bomb as it does. The Bomb hits the ground and explodes killing many enemies.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

#49
October 27, 2015, 06:07:46 PM
*Fortunately my troops just put on their Mary Sue cloaks and survived before firing another volley of gem stones*

Vilu Daskar

#50
October 27, 2015, 07:26:25 PM
Unfortunately for you Ash's beavers didn't, they died. Forcefield is still up, the Gems bounce harmlessly off.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

rachel25

#51
October 27, 2015, 07:31:36 PM
*but these particular stones, pink ones, actually cut through the shield and explode sending shrapnel everywhere*

Vilu Daskar

#52
October 27, 2015, 07:38:43 PM
A bunch of normal guys die. "Fire the Heavy Artillery," the state of the art weapons erupt with what looks like pillows. They shoot towards the enemy ranks. Upon impact they become moving swords. They move through the ranks plowing down soldiers. After the first thirteen ranks die they stop and disintegrate.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jetthebinturong

#53
October 27, 2015, 07:44:57 PM
*Teleports behind Vilu and stabs him through the back*

*Teleports away*
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Vilu Daskar

#54
October 27, 2015, 07:47:05 PM
*Injected self with Sue Soldiers stuff several pages ago so is unaffected.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#55
October 27, 2015, 07:52:10 PM
 *Removes all Mary Sue effects*

*Disintegrates Vilu*

Vilu Daskar

#56
October 27, 2015, 07:53:06 PM
Since Izeroth does not know the one weakness he had no effect.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#57
October 27, 2015, 11:04:37 PM
*Removes all Mary Sue soldiers* *Attacks the heavy artillery with now mutated beavers*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

rachel25

#58
October 27, 2015, 11:12:53 PM
*Nightmare Bunnies burst out of the ground and begin flooding into the Stronghold and slaughtering anyone they can get to*

Lady Ashenwyte

#59
October 27, 2015, 11:16:51 PM
*Destroys heavy artillery* *Attacks nightmare bunnies* *Hundreds of flying tractors arrive and start attacking the walls*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.
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