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Vilu Daskar

#135
November 11, 2015, 08:25:12 PM
*Goes Froad hunting.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Russa Nodrey

#136
November 13, 2015, 07:00:27 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on November 11, 2015, 11:33:28 AM
*Serves Russa Froad milkshakes*
No, thank you. :) I'm sure Freddy would like it, though. After all, it's a froad milkshake. It's meant for froads! :D
Freddy

Kitsune

#138
November 13, 2015, 09:39:51 PM
Happy Friday the thirteenth, everyone. ;)

Vilu Daskar

#139
November 13, 2015, 10:13:20 PM
I think that should've gone in The Most Random Thread Ever.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Russa Nodrey

#140
November 16, 2015, 04:18:05 PM
*Levitates*
Freddy

Vilu Daskar

#141
November 16, 2015, 04:21:24 PM
You have broken law 57,657,326,573 See The Laws of the Daskarian Imperium Vol. 56,743 page 24,756 line 777 - line 888 for further details. You are sentenced to live in the mansion forever.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Russa Nodrey

#142
November 16, 2015, 04:44:22 PM
I am being punished for levitating? What is the world coming to?
Freddy

Vilu Daskar

#143
November 16, 2015, 04:46:04 PM
When you have 100,000,000,000 laws you can get punished for almost anything.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#144
November 16, 2015, 04:47:21 PM

Wow, but what if someone doesn't recognize the legitimacy of Daskarian Imperium?

Like me.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#145
November 16, 2015, 04:49:39 PM
Law 100,000,000,000 Those who do not recognized The Daskarian Imperium as the one and only empire shall be obliterated.

I am still working on the obliteration device.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Russa Nodrey

#146
November 16, 2015, 04:54:47 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 16, 2015, 04:46:04 PM
When you have 100,000,000,000 laws you can get punished for almost anything.
*Pulls a bag over Vilu's head* Sorry, dude, you have no power here. ;D *Runs away*
Freddy

Vilu Daskar

#147
November 16, 2015, 05:06:15 PM
*Pulls off bag.* I may not have had power 5 seconds ago but I do now. My commander just contacted me and said he finished off the last of the resistance. The Milky Way is mine.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#148
November 16, 2015, 05:17:34 PM
*Resistance force from the Andromeda comes in.* And Vilu one thing about the Andromeda galaxy. Everything's bigger there than in the Milky Way, therefore I outnumber you! *Starts an intergalactic war that rages across the Milky Way.*
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#149
November 16, 2015, 05:36:25 PM
I control the Andromeda Galaxy, you'll have to think of another one.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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