Sam's haunted mansion!

[Banya]

I was referring to the way blonde chicks in horror movies almost always die, and they almost always die foolish, violent deaths.  It sounded better than saying "Would a white person in a horror movie go down those stair?"  I wasn't talking specifically about my hair, but as to that, I dyed it red last December, but it faded back to blonde this summer.  I also dyed it a couple weeks ago, so it's a really light, yellow-orange blonde right now.  And turquoise.

[Hickory]

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Girls.

[Banya]

Keep up, Sage.

[Hickory]

Keep up, Sage.

Go to class. Be bored.

[LT Sandpaw]

Wow rude.

*Dodges whoever was trying to kill me with a chainsword. Probably Ash.*

C'mon gang, we have a mystery to solve.

[Banya]

*jumps a little as the door to the basement slams shut behind me independent of human action, leaving me in complete darkness*

What's the mystery?

[Hickory]

*jumps a little as the door to the basement slams shut behind me independent of human action, leaving me in complete darkness*

What's the mystery?

*thinks of the Hardy Boys*

[LT Sandpaw]

The mystery is why are we in this house in the first place. Lets go find clues in the graveyard out back.

[rachel25]

*appears next to Sand covered in fake blood and with a pretend axe in my head*
GREAT IDEA!

[SilentSam]

*puts on hockey mask and takes out kitchen knife*
*locks all doors*
Here's... SAMMY!

[rachel25]

Sammy! 
*draws real sword and battle axe* Play?

[LT Sandpaw]

Wednesday the Fourth! Sammy comes out to get you!

[Vilu Daskar]

*Kills Sage.* Now no more fight me Sage, we don't want this to be a fighting thread.

[LT Sandpaw]

Then why did you kill him?

[Kitsune]

*Walks back to where Skarzs and the little ghosts are. Cautiously reaches a hand out to one, who touches it*
Aww, they're so cute! And they tickle a bit ahahaha~