Join Ashleg's horde!

[Groddil]

*Groddil abuses the whale's new power by putting his mouth over the blowhole.*

~Groddil has contracted Status Condition: Burning.~
~Groddil takes 5 fire damage.~
~Groddil takes 5 fire damage.~
~Groddil takes 5 fire damage.~
~Groddil takes 5 fire damage.~
~Groddil takes 5 fire damage.~
~Groddil drinks Cold Cocoa.~
~Groddil heals 50 health.~
~Groddil is on longer Burning.~

Come one, come all, to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe^TM.

[Ashleg]

What do you sell?

[Groddil]

*Hands Ashleg a pamphlet.*

~Welcome to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe^TM! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!
~Buy Barrel of Cocoa for 50 Shinies.~
~Buy Spell Tome: Conjure Whale for 200 Shinies.~
~Buy Ebook: Lord Brocktree for 1000 Shinies.~
~Buy Groddil's Magical Squeaky Hammer^TM for 183 Shinies. SOLD OUT!~
~Buy Spell Tome: Revive for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Jigsaw Puzzle - Salamandastron and Coastline for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Bag of Holding for 750 Shinies.~
~Buy Sunflash the Mace Action Figure for 14 Shinies.~
~Buy 5 Shinies for $0.99.~

We'll have new stock in tomorrow.

[Ashleg]

That Sunflash the Mace action figure is calling to me.
*buys it*

~Ashleg has purchased a Sunflash the Mace Action Figure for 14 Shinies.~
~14 Shines have been subtracted from Ashleg's balance.~
~Sunflash the Mace Action Figure has been equipped.~

[Groddil]

But you have no shinies.
As a gesture of goodwill, here's a 100 shinies voucher.
Which means your current shinies count is 86.

The Sunflash action figure isn't actually that useless. It gives you a +1 bonus to strength and charisma. Would you like to purchase the Skarlath the Kestrel action figure as well for 10 shinies?

[Ashleg]

I have a lot of Shinies, but thanks for the extra money!
*snickers and walks away.*

[Groddil]

What? Lies and deceit!
*Morphs squeaky hammer into holepunch and holepunches Ashleg's 100 shinies voucher, rendering it worthless.*

Attention!!1!!!1!!1!one!
Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe^TM is opening a sister store: Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Cafe^TM. Come one, come all!

[rachel25]

*quietly plays the violin in background*

[Groddil]

"Groddil snatches the violin, which explodes into shinies. Groddil steals the shinies and hands rachel a Sunflash the Mace Action Figure."

[Ashleg]

What? Lies and deceit!
*Morphs squeaky hammer into holepunch and holepunches Ashleg's 100 shinies voucher, rendering it worthless.*

Oh no he didn't...
*appears next to Groddil*
You want to fight me, fox? >:0

[rachel25]

"Groddil snatches the violin, which explodes into shinies. Groddil steals the shinies and hands rachel a Sunflash the Mace Action Figure."

*throws figure away and gets out cello and plays that*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Subdues Groddil with well timed mace blow*

[rachel25]

*Watches and continues playing*

[Vilu Daskar]

What? Lies and deceit!
*Morphs squeaky hammer into holepunch and holepunches Ashleg's 100 shinies voucher, rendering it worthless.*

Oh no he didn't...
*appears next to Groddil*
You want to fight me, fox? >:0

Division in the Horde.

[rachel25]

Tut tut.