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[Lady Amber]

*Starts crying*    That's terrible! *Plays sad music on a violin along with Rach* 

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Starts crying*    That's terrible! *Plays sad music on a violin along with Rach* 

Oh no, he isn't dead now. But he will be once he tries to attack flying tractors with hot cocoa.

[Ashleg]

*knocks you down with a cane I took from that old lady that was trying to cross the street*
Eyy, I'm not dead!

[Groddil]

~Groddil used Spell: Turn every instrument in this galaxy into hot cocoa.~
~Every instrument in this galaxy was turned into Hot cocoa.~

Welcome back to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe! What would you like to purchase?

~Shoppe Catalogue - Sunday~
~Welcome to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks ShoppeTM! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!
~Buy Barrel of Cocoa for 50 Shinies.~
~Buy Spell Tome: Conjure Random Junk for 63 Shinies.~
~Buy Ebook: Loamhedge for 1000 Shinies.~
~Buy Groddil's Magical Squeaky HammerTM for 183 Shinies. SOLD OUT!~
~Buy Spell Tome: Banish for 15 Shinies.~
~Buy Jigsaw Puzzle - Martin the Warrior for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Bag of Holding for 750 Shinies.~
~Buy Lonna Bowstripe Action Figure for 13 Shinies.~
~Buy 5 Shinies for $0.99.~

~Cafe Menu~
~Buy Today's Special: Searat Surprise - A mouth watering mixture of fried rat and battered oysters, washed down with seaweed grog - for 30 shinies~
~Buy Shrimp and Hotroot Soup for 15 shinies~
~Buy Deeper'n'Ever Turnip'n'Tater'n'Beetroot Pie for 20 shinies~
~Buy chocolate cake for 10 shinies~
~Buy mushroom and leek pastie for 10 shinies~
~Buy hot cocoa for 5 shinies~
~Buy October Ale for 7 shinies~

[Ashleg]

Searat surprise... So the "surprise" is actually a...Searat.
*coughs* I'll avoid that.

~Ashleg purchased Chocolate Cake for 10 Shinies.~

[rachel25]

*Starts crying*    That's terrible! *Plays sad music on a violin along with Rach* 

*plays really, really, really sad song with Amber*

[Groddil]

Why not buy the ebook? I've got so many of the damn things you can have it for 2 shinies.

*Wonders how everyone is STILL playing violins. Snatches violin and stomps on it.*

[rachel25]

*is playing a cello but hands out new violins to those who need them and puts a protective field around us so no one can hurt our instruments*

[Groddil]

SCREAMS IN RAGE!

*Angrily reaches for cocoa to calm down, grabs Searat Surprise instead.*

...

*Vomits.*

[Ashleg]

So that's what your menu meant by "mouth watering"...

[Groddil]

Welcome back to Groddil's Ye Olde Magicks Shoppe and Cafe^TM! Here you will find a variety of things that will help in your quests, endeavors, and general boredom!

~Shoppe Catalogue - Monday~
~Buy Barrel of Cocoa for 50 Shinies.~
~Buy Spell Tome: Conjure Asmodeus for 100 Shinies.~
~Buy Ebook: The Pearls of Lutra for 1000 Shinies.~
~Buy Groddil's Magical Squeaky Hammer^TM for 183 Shinies. SOLD OUT!~
~Buy Spell Tome: Change Weather for 12 Shinies.~
~Buy Jigsaw Puzzle - Northern Mountains for 5 Shinies.~
~Buy Bag of Holding for 750 Shinies.~
~Buy Constance Badger Action Figure for 18 Shinies.~
~Buy 5 Shinies for $0.99.~

~Cafe Menu~
~Buy Today's Special: Grayling a la Redwall - Your choice cut of fine cooked Grayling, caught fresh from the Abbey pond and cooked in a delicious vegetable gravy, washed down with either October Ale or Damson Wine - for 40 shinies~
~Buy Watercress and Carrot Soup for 12 shinies~
~Buy Deeper'n'Ever Turnip'n'Tater'n'Beetroot Pie for 20 shinies~
~Buy Berry pudding for 10 shinies~
~Buy cheese and onion pastie for 8 shinies~
~Buy cold cocoa for 5 shinies~
~Buy Strawberry Cordial for 3 shinies~

[LT Sandpaw]

How long does it take you to think up these menus?

[rachel25]

Cheesecake.

[Groddil]

@LT Sandpaw. About five minutes.
@rachel. Calm down, this thing changes daily you know!

[Ashleg]

Psst, guys!
I'm selling burgers and Tsarmina Greeneyes merchandise that is really overpriced.