Join Ashleg's horde!

[Hickory]

This technological terror you've constcged is no match for the dark side.

[Groddil]

*Mega Jar-Jar force lightnings a star destroyer, which explodes and the lightning travels to another star destroyer. Repeat until all Star Destroyers within the system are destroyed*

[Hickory]

Darth Vader leads his crack storm trooper legion (the 501st) in a mission to infiltrate Mega Jar Jar. A Sentinel class landing shuttle drops them off in the mouth, small enough to evade Jar Jar's lightning, and enter the body. They systematically destroy the body and exit by cutting a hole with industrial-grade laser cutters and board the shuttle, ready to dock with the Executor, Vader's Super Star Destroyer. The day is saved.

[Groddil]

Jar-Jar points out the flaws in your logic. First, the Executor would be destroyed as soon as it gets within the same system as Mega Jar-Jar. Two, Dark Vader is dead.

Meh.

*Uses growth ray on another Jar-Jar and stations smaller Jar-Jars within Mega Jar-Jar's mouth to prevent infiltration*

[Hickory]

By that logic the Executor would also be obliterated the the 501st wouldn't exist. This is before ROTJ.

[Groddil]

Oh well.

*Mega Jar-Jar Jr destroys the Executor with force lightning while Vader and the 501st are aboard celebrating or whatever stormtroopers do when they "save" the day.*

[Hickory]

Escape pods.

[Groddil]

I suggest we continue this conversation here:

Mysterious Link

[Ashleg]

*casually makes hot cocoa* ....

[Eulaliaaa!]

*casually waltzes into thread and steals Ash's hot cocoa*

[Lady Amber]

*Casually drinks hot cocoa that I didn't steal from anyone*

[Eulaliaaa!]

*casually finishes drinking Ash's hot cocoa, then casually drinks Amber's hot cocoa*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Burns the hot cocoa with a flamer* ENOUGH! You have been accused of heresy. How do you plead?

[Eulaliaaa!]

*casually drinks flaming hot chocolate* Heresy? Don't you mean... Hershey? Mwaha... Mwahahahahaha!

[Hickory]