Join Ashleg's horde!

[Hickory]

The Imperial Empire would attack this scum, but they are so little of a threat that we won't.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Sticks tongue out at the all to powerful emperors.*

Naw ya'll are just jealous of our hot coco and puzzles.

[rachel25]

*sets fire to the remaining puzzles*

[Vilu Daskar]

I dislike puzzles and I have an infinite supply of Hot Chocolate.

   Vilu Daskar.

[LT Sandpaw]

Rachel can you give me on good reason why you burned those puzzle pieces?

[Ashleg]

I think the burning of the puzzles was her declaring war on us.
Little does she know, I have a secret vault of extra puzzles that can only be found using this map! *holds up a map whilst laughing like a maniac*

[rachel25]

*takes map, goes through portal and burns extra puzzles and returns*
What ya gonna do about it?

[Ashleg]

I'm gonna go all ninja on you...! *kicks her with his peg leg* >:3
And now I shall take a perilous journey to the nearest toy store where I will purchase 300 new puzzles!
*runs off to the store*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Blows up store before Ashleg can get there*

[Ashleg]

*gets there right as the store blows up*
NOOOO!
That can't stop me. *jumps in a portal that leads to another store and buys a lot of puzzles*
*teleports back to my horde*
Okay, guys.
I bought kitten puzzles, hot cocoa puzzles, those really hard puzzles that are supposed to be meant for Dibbuns, and puzzles that make pictures of scary squids!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Burns the puzzles*

[Groddil]

I brought a two piece jigsaw puzzle! Do I get a prize, boss?

*Drinks cold cocoa from the super secret cocoa fridge containing undestroyed cold cocoa.*

[Ashleg]

...Did I mention they have a special fireproof coating? *
*glances at Groddil*
Although one piece puzzles are harder, you do get a prize. A PUZZLE!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*Disposes of puzzles*

[Groddil]

*Whacks Ashleg over the head with a squeaky hammer.*
Bad Ashleg! Bad anime references!
*Tries to assemble two piece puzzle, but somehow stuffs it up.*